Bad Paint, Sore Arms, Magic Act

Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland. Since much of my news these days relates to trying to age gracefully, this series might be called The Geezer Gazette.]

2/22/25

 

Aloha Everybody!

This week I learned that old house paint is not like wine --- it doesn't get better with age.  In fact, it's more like humans with their definitive expiration dates.  Last week I wrote that I was going to paint my new 

A Vintage Year

stair railings to match the walls.  Being the miser that I am, the paint I used was left over from a project a few years ago. Usually I write the date I bought  paint on the can, but this time I didn't, so I'm not sure exactly how many years ago that was. At first the paint seemed fine -- it mixed well and went on smoothly.  However, after several hours I found that it was still tacky and had a rough feel to it even though it was supposed to be smooth semi-gloss. I waited a couple of days but it didn't get any better.  Finally, I  bought a new can of paint, sanded down the railings and painted them again.  BIG difference!  Lesson -- don't be a cheapskate when it comes to home projects.  It will only cost you more work.and money in the end.

 

My second mea culpa of the week involved our Valentine's Day Covid vaccinations.  Covid is very low here at the moment, so there was no urgent health reason to get the latest boosters yet. However, we felt that getting them not only added to our protection against the disease, it was also kind of a political act -- a message that we believe in the overwhelming body of scientific data that shows vaccines are safe and effective.  "Shows" here refers to the extremely high probability of positive outcomes and the very low probability of truly serious negative ones. Of course it is very common to experience short-term discomfort after receiving vaccines, a sign that our immune systems have been successfully tricked into manufacturing antibodies for battling the real disease from the vaccine's harmless virus fragments.  In this case both of us had surprisingly little reaction at first.  Then, shortly after I published last week's missive, we both got slammed with sore arms, achy muscles and joints, and  in general a feeling maybe like being it by a Mack truck. This lasted into Sunday but by afternoon we were well enough to do a light workout at Planet Fitness.  Lesson:  a little pain can lead to a great gain, and even make a statement against political idiocy.

 

We didn't play golf this week, but we did go to the practice putting green and the driving range at Makalei.  The putting went ok, although whoever designed the practice green made it devilishly difficult -- a chance to practice getting frustrated as well as your putting skill. Driving practice was a different story. The Makalei driving range is on a slope with a great view of the ocean about 5 miles away.  The horizon is low in your visual field because of the downward slope. and this means that a well-hit ball is immediately high enough so that it is against a sky/cloud background.  If you have good eyesight this isn't a problem.  If you don't, like Karen and me, then it is as if the ball has instantly disappeared.  If you're lucky you may see where it lands, but that requires knowing the trajectory of the ball, another eyesight-dependent task.  I found that if I stood directly behind Karen I could usually see where her ball was going, and likewise she could see mine from behind.  I suspect this arrangement was somewhat humorous for other golfers to watch.  Also, it was a good thing the price is based on the number of balls you hit and not the time it takes to hit them. We followed our duo magic act with a lunch at Patricio's Taqueria down near the shore, a tasty reward for our efforts and angst.

 

Ok, off our our usual Saturday morning activities. Stay warm. Stay calm. Smile.

  

Game Day Surprise, Golf Champ, Stair Railings, Pele's Afib

Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland. Since much of my news these days relates to trying to age gracefully, this series might be called The Geezer Gazette.]

2/15/25

 

Aloha Everyone!

 

We usually look forward to Super Bowl Sunday -- but we don't watch the game.  I'm not a big football fan, and although I enjoy some of the ads, it is easy to see them online without the surrounding hoopla. Instead of watching the game, we take advantage of the fact that Super Bowl Sunday is normally one of the two days of the year when it is blissfully quiet at Costco and we can get our shopping done with minimal hassle. (The other day is when the Ironman Triathlon is being held.)  However, this year we were surprised to find lots of people in the store who apparently were like us -- indifferent to the BIG game.  Any ideas?  Was this match up not interesting?  Was the billed half-time entertainment not as alluring as usual?  Gosh, what an intriguing mystery. Well, maybe not. Anyway, we still managed to finish our shopping fairly quickly, so it wasn't really that bad.

 

Toll Taker

On Wednesday I played more Fantasy Golf, and I had a stupendous, stunningly great, super-stellar, fabulously fabulous round.  In fact, I fantasized  so well I may soon qualify for the annual Seniors Invitational Fantasy Championship Tournament, to be held this year at some very fancy club in Florida, I believe. We saw lots of strutting Peacocks again, including one that barred the cart path to the first hole, convinced the cart was a very large and attractive hen. Karen got a par and a couple of bogeys.  I did not. As the day went along it clouded over and I got really cold. Back in my new Subaru I hit the seat warmer button and that helped speed my recovery a lot.

 

Before

My big house project this week was installing a couple of inside stair railings. These flights of stairs both have only a couple of steps, so the building code doesn't require railings. I put them on as an aid to maintaining balance going up and down -- a geezer precaution.  Anyway, since they are very short flights of stairs, the big challenge was finding appropriate wall studs to anchor the brackets securely.  I was able to do it,

After. Mo' Betta.

but it meant shifting the beginning and ending points of the rails a bit.  After painting the rails to match the walls, I think they will look pretty good and be functional as well.  I only had to employ the SAM technique (Structural Modification and Adjustment) once, when I used a file to make up for a slight error in the angle of the end cut on one rail.

 

The big Geezer Gazette  news this week is that .....there is no news.  Yup, a whole week without a single medical appointment!  Karen was supposed to receive a pair of glasses in the mail that should help her distance vision greatly, but USPS has delayed delivery for over a week. Lately this is not uncommon here and is mainly due to the shipping method being changed to ocean cargo.  This doesn't happen every time, but when it does we may not get something we ordered online for a couple of weeks.  Other times a package of the same size arrives in 3-5 days. It's yet another of life's puzzles. My eyes seem a bit better, but are still very far from where I wish they would be. My heart is still beating -- regularly as far as I can tell from my home ECG measurements. 

 

Speaking of hearts, Valentine's Day was low key.  We went to lunch at one of our favorite open air restaurants along the shore in town.  Then as a gesture of mutual affection we went to our local pharmacy and got our latest Covid booster shots.  We were glad to get them before our newly appointed Secretary of Health decides to ban vaccines ...... I also ordered the latest Apple Air Pods as a present for Karen.  These are upgrades to her current pair, and they include a hearing aid feature.  Pretty romantic, eh?!

 

In keeping with the heart theme, Kilauea's current eruption is exhibiting an Afib pattern .Since December 23 there have now been nine times when a couple of vents in the summit caldera have spewed lava in fountains as high as 200 feet for hours or days, then shut off.  All is quiet right now but the volcanologists are predicting this will happen again in the next 3 to 6 days.  This pulsing pattern is something we haven't seen in our 25 years of living here. However, we have observed that Kilauea is unpredictable and always changing.  Frankly, this is one of the things I really like about living here-- the island is very much alive and in a highly visible way.

Ok, that's it for this week.. Be good to each other and to yourselves.  As always, Carpe Vitam.

Fantasy Golf, Mississippi Cruising, Eyeballs

Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland. Since much of my news these days relates to trying to age gracefully, this series might be called The Geezer Gazette.]

2/925

 

Aloha Folks!

 

Life lurches along here.  Karen and I rebelled  against the forces of Geezerhood in two ways this week. We realize these victories are only temporary wins of skirmishes in the grand battle, but they sure felt good.

 

First, we decided that vision problems be damned, we wanted to return to Makalei golf course, even if it meant driving the cart into a tree, a sand trap, or a water hazard.  We have really missed Makalei.  The last time we played was in August, nearly six months ago. You may remember the reasons we like Makalei are that it is not only 

Gorgeous George

beautiful and unique, it is home to many peacocks and, in season, flocks of endangered Hawaiian Nenes.  This is prime breeding season for peacocks, when the males grow their long tail feathers and make spectacularly handsome displays when they fan them out to impress the females.  We saw a number of these "Gorgeous Georges" including a pure white fellow that is about 2 years old now, and is just hitting his prime.  It was a real treat to witness his display near the 18th green. We also saw a number of Nenes, the vanguard of the migrating flock that uses Makalei as a breeding area in late winter and spring.  It is against the law to interfere with Nenes. since they are endangered.  As a result, they have become quite comfortable around golfers, blissfully unaware of the danger of an errant ball.  In fact, a couple of them calmly watched Karen tee off on one hole, where she had to move from the designated strike zone to reduce the risk of whacking one of

Karen's Golf Fans

them.  My intent for this outing was to just enjoy the course, not to take the game itself seriously,  I accomplished this by playing "Fantasy Golf," where the score is what you imagine it might have been if you had hit the ball well. My performance included quite a few "pretend-pars," "bogus-bogeys," and "fake-fours." This kind of remaking reality seems to be the modus operandi of our newly-elected administration, so I'm sure it's ok, right? Actually, Karen and I had some very good shots, which amazed us given how long it had been since we played.  Karen sank a 20-ft putt, I had some very decent tee-shots, and we both got a real bogey on one hole.  Not bad!  Oh, and despite our visual challenges we only lost a couple of balls and we managed to avoid driving into any water hazards.

 

Our second act of rebellion was to make some long-term travel plans. We were reluctant to do this until the uncertainty of our health issues was reduced, but we've now decided that it's better not to wait.  Things may not get very much better, and they might be worse.  We want to continue traveling as long as we can, though this may mean tailoring the style of travel to our physical reality. Accordingly, this week we booked an October river cruise on the Mississippi, from Memphis to New Orleans.  Cruising is not our preferred way of traveling -- on principle and in practice. (You may recall that we had a so-so experience on a Danube river cruise a couple of years ago.) This Mississippi cruise seems more promising because (a) it isn't physically demanding, (b) it is a small ship (180 passengers). (c) the boat is a charming replica of an historic stern-wheeler, (d) the itinerary includes a number of stops at historic places we've never visited, and (e) it ends in New Orleans, one of our favorite cities with fabulous art, architecture, and food (like the yummy alligator cheesecake, which we love).  Our current plan is to couple this trip with our yearly visit to Ohio.  This is most likely to be after the cruise to give us a better chance of seeing some fall color in Ohio.

 

The Geezer Gazette news this week is all about eyeballs.  On Monday Karen had another follow up exam for her PRK procedure.  The news wasn't good.  Although her eyes are healing nicely, her vision is no better and maybe even a little worse than it was before the PRK.  The "good" news is that her distance vision in both eyes can be corrected to 20/20 with glasses  Prescription reading glasses will help for close-up vision.  The bad news is that she didn't need glasses at all before the cataract surgery. Hmmm.  On Tuesday I saw my retina doctor and as expected I had an injection in my right eye (the left was the one that was operated on last week).  I knew I needed this because my acuity dropped considerably in the last week or so.  As usual, a few days after the injection my acuity has improved noticeably.  Finally, yesterday morning I visited with my surgeon for my 1-week post-op followup. Healing is going well, and my acuity has improved a bit over what it was before the surgery.  However, the problem I've had since last July is still with me. I can cope with it better with increased acuity in my one eye, but I'm afraid this may be with me for the duration.  I'll give it a month then try to see a neurologist.

 

Ok.  Sorry for the delay in getting this to you, but my schedule these days is centered around medical appointments.  Hope you are surviving your winter  The weather this year is crazy, just like everything else.  Remember, when things are tilting to the extremes, the best place to keep your balance is in the center.  Carpe Vitam.

 

Pool Dollies, A.C. Woes, Eye Surgery

Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland. Since much of my news these days relates to trying to age gracefully, this series might be called The Geezer Gazette.]

2/2/25

 

Aloha Everyone!

 

Sorry this is a bit late, but on Friday morning I was in Hilo having my second cataract surgery. My vision made it difficult to write until yesterday afternoon.  By the way, the surgery this time went well again, and my first post-op exam early yesterday morning showed things are going ok. It will now just be a matter of time to see how much, if any, this has helped my vision. So far it seems like there is a chance for a slight improvement because even after this short time my vision has not only bounced back to what it was before the operation, it is a smidge better.  This is my "good" eye and as I've mentioned before, it has a better chance than my other eye to benefit from the cataract surgery.  ll keep you posted with future  Geezer Gazette updates.

 

On the day of my surgery an unusually strong front moved through the state from the northwest to southeast.  It brought high winds and lots of rain -- when we got home Friday afternoon my rain gauge showed a whopping 4.8" total accumulation.  We had some minor flooding and a lot of leaves and other debris in the pool that I had to clean up, but in general we escaped the flooding and wind damage that occurred on Oahu.  Oh, an interesting thing that happened was that schools were closed the day of the storm -- a "rain day" instead of a snow day like we had on the mainland.

A big event early in the week was taking my new Subaru Outback in to finally have the a.c. serviced.  You may remember that last year it went kapoofy just a couple of months after I bought the car ("kapoofy" is a technical term meaning "stopped putting out cool air").  The dealership here has such a lousy service department that it took 1 1/2 months to get the mechanics to try to fix it. They couldn't find any leaks in the system, but the refrigerant was nearly gone.  They recharged it and everything worked ok for awhile. Then last fall the a.c. went out again, and again it took 1 1/2 months to get it looked at. This time they found a leak in the evaporator core -- the main guts of the system, and recommended that it be replaced, This is a very expensive and extensive repair that takes a couple of days.  Fortunately it will be covered by my warranty, which is the good news.  The bad news is that I can't get it done for another 2 months because the service department is so backed up! Later in the week I received one of those automated email surveys asking me to evaluate my recent service department experience.  Guess what I said.....

 

Top & Bottom

On a more positive note, I finished a fun house project that I'm kind of proud of involving a design improvement for my new pool cover reel .  The old reel that I replaced had casters attached to the end stands that allowed it to be moved and turned easily.  I thought the new stands had that feature too, but it turned out that instead of swiveling casters there were rollers that only allowed movement in one direction.  This is worthless for us, because when we store the reel for the warmer months we maneuver it to the side of the pool deck, requiring a change of axis.  I solved this problem by making a couple of dollies from left over lumber and attaching swivel casters to their bottoms.  When we want to move the reel, all we have to do is put the stands on the dollies.  By the way,

Patent Pending

these dollies are readily available in various sizes for moving furniture and other heavy objects, and I probably could have just bought a couple of pre-made dollies that would have worked ok.  However, by making them myself I was able to custom fit them to the reel stands. There's also the fun and challenge of problem solving, using power tools, and stroking my aging male ego.....

 

 Take care everyone, Stay warm, stay unburnt, and keep clicking those Ruby Slippers together in case this is all a dream.....