Spam for Maui, Valve Surgery, Travel Prep

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8/19/23

Aloha All --

The focus here this week has been on the horrible aftermath of the fires on Maui. If there is anything at all positive in this it has been the local outpouring of support on all the islands for the survivors on Maui.  Volunteers have been collecting food, clothing, money, and transporting it to where it is needed.  It's one thing to have state and federal agencies and organizations like the Red Cross involved in the relief effort, but it is particularly gratifying to see neighbors helping neighbors so willingly and unselfishly.  The other day Karen and I saw a pickup truck in the Walmart parking lot loading several shopping carts' worth of donated items which were going to be transported by private boat over to Maui.  A characteristic local touch was what the carts contained -- SPAM and big bags of rice. Among the many controversies that have begun to surface about this tragedy is one that is also uniquely Hawaiian -- should Maui encourage or discourage tourists at this time?  On the one hand, it seems insensitive for the big resorts that weren't harmed by the fires to be catering to vacationers, and for those guests to be blissfully lounging by the pool while many locals are staying in shelters because their homes were completely destroyed.  On the other hand, many of the survivors have jobs at those resorts and if tourists stay away they will lose them, as will many other workers in tourist-related businesses.  If I knew someone considering visiting right now, I think I'd advise them to come but be compassionate and respectful of what's going on. For the future, there is a larger question of what to do about an economy that is so dependent on one thing, and which both benefits from and contributes to financial disparities.

The Old

Another focus this week was on surgery -- cutting into our house water supply line to replace one of the irrigation valves.  In my investigations of the high water usage in the last billing cycle I found that one of the six irrigation valves in my system was dripping slightly.  This valve is original to the system, so it is over 25 years old.  Although the amount of the drip wasn't enough to account for my high usage, it seemed prudent to replace the valve -- normally not a huge project.  However, then I noticed that the original installers hadn't put in a shutoff valve that would isolate the zone and allow work on just the irrigation pipes. It would instead be necessary to shut off water to the whole house.  Hmmm.  In the spirit of "don't-just-fix-it-make-it-better" I decided to install a shutoff valve and replace the irrigation valve at the same time.  This required re-routing the plumbing to make room for the shutoff and some careful planning of the pvc parts needed.  Of course, like almost any other project, the plan was altered a few times as reality and practicality overruled theoretical

The New!

planning.  In other words, I made three trips to Lowe's to get more and different fittings before the job was done.  It was a bit unnerving to make that first cut because at that point there was no turning back and no water going to the house until I got that new shutoff valve installed successfully. When I turned the water to the house back on, I experienced relief and a big ego boost when nothing leaked and the new irrigation valve worked perfectly!!

We're close enough to our Balkan trip to start our preparations in earnest.  This week was mainly garden-oriented (with the exception of the valve surgery), with a lot of heavy trimming of plantings that don't grow very fast.  Next week we will focus on things that are faster and therefore can't go as long without being whacked back.  Our gardener can take care of some of landscaping while we're gone, but mainly at a maintenance level rather than deciding on heavy trimming and shaping.  Also next week we'll start the long-term cleaning routine that we do before a long trip.  Whew!

Last night we attended our local community theater's production of  "Toil and Trouble," a modern spoof of the famous scene in Shakespeare's Macbeth.  It was pretty well done, given the small budget and restricted pool of actors to draw from in our little community.  The stars are likely to be somebody who will help you find plumbing fittings or serve your poke bowl at lunch the day after the show -- ordinary people who also happen to be very talented!

Finally, I should mention that Kilauea has shown some signs of "restlessness," as the volcanologists have called it.  This week there was an increase in small earthquakes and the summit has been "inflating" slightly, consistent with magma moving around underneath.  The SO2 levels have remained very low, however, which suggests the magma isn't degassing near the surface.  This might be just a sleep-snort and if so the activity should subside.  Or it will be our usual luck that an eruption will occur shortly after we leave, like the last time we went on a trip.  Fun times. 

Ok, I'll check in again next week.  Hope you all stay well and as cool as conditions allow.

Fires, Leaks, Pars & Pads

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8/12/23

Aloha Folks --

Well, Hawai'i joined the year's devastation club this week and did it dramatically.  I'm talking of course about the wildfires on Maui and here on our island.  Maui was really hit hard, particularly the waterfront town of Lahaina, which is a somewhat larger version of our Kailua waterfront.  Both have (in the case of Lahaina, HAD) a core of old wooden historic buildings that epitomize "flammable."  Most were built in the late 1800s and early 1900s. The picturesque setting, along with the tourist shops and restaurants that now occupy them, are (were) a big tourist draw.  The fires on Maui started inland and were pushed toward the ocean by high winds, cutting off the few escape routes.  Dozens of people were killed, as you probably know, and hundreds of buildings and homes were destroyed.  It will be a long time before Maui recovers in the Lahaina area, but much sooner in other parts of the island. Naturally this will be a blow to the island's visitor-centered economy, which was just getting back to pre-Covid levels. The fires on our island were up north near some of the megabuck resorts, one of which was evacuated briefly, as well as a residential area called Kohala Ranch.  Very little damage occurred, perhaps because we didn't have the strong winds that Maui did.  By the way, the news attributed the high winds to Hurricane Dora, but that is misleading.  Dora passed 1000 miles to the south, normally too far to have any effect on us.  However, a pressure system to our north interacted with the hurricane pressure and produced the winds that fanned the fires.

The saga of the water leak continued this week.  I found another couple of leaks in the garden system and fixed them, and ran careful checks on the usage for each zone.  One zone seemed very high and my calculations over a 2-month billing period suggested it would account for the recent high bill.  Until I rechecked my calculations and found...ahem..an error that wiped out the high usage value altogether.  This left 2 possible explanations.  First, while we were gone something went kerflooey, like a toilet that didn't shut off after my handyman checked it on his weekly visits.  Second, the new meter is inaccurate and reads 30% too high.  I checked the meter's accuracy by noting the before and after readings when I filled a one gallon container.  It was exactly one gallon.  Likewise toilet flushes were exactly correct. I also checked the meter's consistency by running my irrigation cycle a couple of times and getting exactly the same values each time.  The one-off possibility is by far the more probable of the two at this time, and this is reinforced by the fact that so far my usage is normal for the period.  I've now done all that I can, and I'll have to wait and see if this problem has somehow gone away on its own.

Speaking of leaks, the edema in my right retina returned and on Tuesday I had an injection.  The timing is good, because I knew I couldn't last until we returned from our Balkan trip.  Unfortunately the clinic was out of the new drug (Vabysmo) and so the doc had to use Eylea instead.  It should be ok for the time being.

Karen and I played golf on Monday, and this time it was gorgeous. In fact, my solar system recorded an

Lots of Photons

almost perfect day as far as its power curve. I played pretty well  -- 2 pars (!) and a bogey.  We did the 16-hole version of our game, still not the full 18 but way better than the rained out game we had last week.  On Thursday we went to Planet Fitness, though it was tough to convince our bodies to do it.  We hadn't been there for several weeks and we were definitely overdue.  Whomping soreness yesterday was the penance for being remiss.

In the fun news department, I got a new Ipad that I recently ordered and got it all set up.  The old one was getting very slow and the battery needed replacing.  I could have had the battery replaced, but the money would have just given me a slow device with a longer lasting battery.  Besides, a new techno toy is always a treat.

That's about all -- kind of a busy week by our standards.  We're beginning our preparations for our trip, though the real push won't be for awhile yet. Take care, stay cool and remember that contrary to the crazies, there is nothing wrong with the middle.

Looking for Leaks, Golf Cart Pontoons, Clean Teeth

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8/5/23

Aloha Ohana --

Well, glad to see some of you are cooling off a bit.  I noticed in the news that even Phoenix cooled down a little, dropping below 110d after a record-setting month of daily highs at or above that level.  Of course, it's a dry heat.  Kind of like a convection oven or an air fryer.  And it cools down at night -- to around 92d, downright chilly!  Schadenfreude is unkind, I know, but it sure is fun occasionally.  I do, however, feel sympathy for those who don't have the means to deal with this kind of extreme heat by retreating to home air-conditioning. It must be truly brutal -- and even deadly in some cases.

A main focus of my week was dealing with leaks.  The first was with our garden irrigation system.  Part of the system was already installed when we moved into the house, but I've greatly modified and expanded it over the years.  It's relatively efficient, with low volume sprinklers that are placed to benefit specific areas of the garden, rather than blanketing everything. Also, by adding several additional zones, I can adjust the amount of water depending on the locations and the plantings in them.  The system is controlled by programmable timers that I have set to go off every other day for about 10-15 minutes depending on the zone.  If we get a lot of rain, I have the controllers skip a cycle.  Like many repair projects, this one started as something else.  Karen accidentally poked a hole in one of the lines while gardening, and in the process of fixing that I discovered there was another leak that had probably been going on for some time.  It wasn't obvious, however, exactly where the problem was because it was in a section of line that was buried pretty deep, and the symptom was that a fairly sizeable area was overly soggy.  So I had to trace the line and dig down until I found the leaking spot.  However, here "digging" is not an easy matter of "stick-shovel-in dirt-and-move-to-the-side."  Our volcanic, rocky "soil" requires a lot of effort and swear words.  Anyway, I finally found the leak and repaired it so now more water should be going to where it's needed.

The other leak appears to be related, but I'm not so sure. We got a notice from the water department of unusually high usage based on their latest reading of our meter.  I know, you're probably thinking this might have been coming from the leak in the irrigation system that I fixed.  Maybe, but the holes I found didn't seem big enough to account for the amount of high usage. This week I checked the meter myself many times and I'm almost positive there's isn't currently a leak in house plumbing (like a bad toilet valve).  Our meter is read once every couple of months, and our bill is figured on the difference between the latest two readings.  However, a few months back our meter dial hadn't moved, so a couple of weeks after that the water department replaced it. The following reading, then, was based on fewer days than usual.  The latest reading is what showed the unusual usage, but it isn't as far out of line as I first thought. I'll keep checking a few more days to get a good idea of how much we use for irrigation and how much for other things.  I'm beginning to wonder if the latest reading was wrong, and if it was, the billing will straighten itself eventually. And I'm still open to the possibility that the irrigation leak was the cause. Time will tell.  Patience, grasshopper......

Speaking of water, Karen and I tried to play golf on Thursday but we only completed 5 holes before it started dumping.  A die-hard committed player would have just kept going but we aborted and headed for cover, sort of surfing our way down the mountain to the club house.  Maybe the course should add emergency pontoons to the golf carts?  I played really well the first couple of holes, and we saw seven peacock babies, then even the birds opted to find someplace dry.  We'll try again Monday.

Finally, a big deal for both of us this week was getting our teeth cleaned (!).  There is a shortage of hygienists on our island and so you have to schedule very far in advance.  Last year we had to change our appointments because of a conflict with travel dates and it was a major hassle getting back into the schedule at our regular clinic.  Our insurance will completely cover 3 cleanings per year, and we try to take advantage of that, but a 4-month interval is difficult for the scheduling people to handle.  Anyway, we're back on track and have appointments for December, April, and August all set.  So far it looks like our travel plans can be adjusted to accommodate the dates.  Note the oddity of planning your life around getting your teeth cleaned!

That's it for this week.  Take care, whistle a happy tune.

Lahaina Noon, Popping a Peacock, Manta Rays

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7/29/23

Aloha All --

Wow, I can't believe it's almost August. I'm sure that many people on the mainland are getting eager for this sizzling summer to be over, but I'd just as soon things slow down a bit.  We're still in our warm spell, but it's hard to complain at 88 when parts of the country are hitting near 100d.  We're continuing to get just enough rain to keep everything green and growing, which means much of my time is still spent whacking back the jungle. For some reason our vegetable garden hasn't done all that well this year, but our fig tree has had a bumper crop -- to the point that we're giving many of them to friends, like we used to do with zucchini back in Ohio.

On Tuesday Karen and I played golf with our usual partner.  The weather was ok, but not nearly as nice as the week before when I didn't play --we got rained out after 16 holes.  Part of our problem is that we start late, about 10 am usually, and after about 3 hours the clouds and mist build on the mountain.  However, starting earlier isn't part of our cavalier approach to the game. Unfortunately, we had an injury this time....to a peacock.  We were teeing off and our friend hit a peahen on the foot.  Our friend is a vet and could have made a professional evaluation but the hen wasn't having any of that.  Visually it didn't appear misshapen or dangling, so we think she'll be ok.  This is bound to happen occasionally, given the number of birds and their proximity to humans hitting small hard balls with long mallets.

The cloudiness at Makalei prevented us from seeing a unique phenomenon called Lahaina Noon, when the sun is directly overhead and objects cast no shadow.  Hawai'i is the only place in the US where this happens because we are in the tropical latitudes, between 23.5 degrees north and south of the equator.  Kona is at 19.64 degrees.  It occurs twice a year, once in the spring and once in the summer.  The name "Lahaina" was given to the phenomenon in the 1990's as part of a contest and translates as "Cruel Sun."  The old Hawaiian name was more anatomically descriptive but not as succinct:  "kau ka lā i ka lolo," or "the sun rests on the brain."

On Thursday we went to a fascinating talk about our resident Manta Rays. Three researchers presented information about Manta characteristics, current status and conservation efforts.  These animals are

Gentle Giant

magnificent, reaching wingspans here of about 12 feet, but elsewhere up to 30 feet.  They are entirely harmless filter feeders without a tooth in their bodies, and they have no barbed poisonous tail like the sting ray.  Our population is about 300, and some individuals have been studied for over 20 years -- identified and cataloged by the unique pattern of spots on their bellies.  We learned that there is no sustainable way they can be harvested for food, because they reproduce very slowly.  Each female has one "pup" at a time, with a gestation period of 13 months, and can produce only about 5 in her lifetime.  They live a long time, on average about 25-30 years and don't reach sexual maturity until 10-15 years old.  One of the researchers is looking at injuries to Mantas and has found, contrary to common belief, boat strikes account for only about 7% of Manta injuries, whereas entanglement with fishing and boating gear is about 42%.  A hot issue here in Kona are Manta Night Dives and Snorkel trips to watch Mantas feed.  They've become so popular that the common sites are way too crowded.  Efforts to voluntarily limit the activity have been only partially successful, and legislation to control it has so far been difficult to pass.  The good news, though, is that since the 1990's killing a Manta for any reason is illegal, unlike other parts of the world where they are being sold for food.  I was pleased to see that the talk was well-attended, an encouraging sign that people are interested in well-being of these wonderful creatures.

Karen got the results of the biopsy of the spot on her eyelid. All good -- a benign "barnacle," where "barnacle" is our dermatologist's informal term for "symbiosis ohmygoshiac cashonlyoma."  

Ok, that's my week.  Off to market and beach breakfast picnic.  Take care and tune out as much of the b.s. as you can.

Calvin Fizzles, Skin Scrutiny, Summer Arrives

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7/22/23

Aloha All --

Well, Hawai'i's contribution to the current global weather mayhem was pretty wimpy.  After much over-hype, Hurricane Calvin arrived on Wednesday with almost no oomph left.  The news media focused on the possibilities -- the possibility of high winds, the possibility of flooding. and the possibility of power outages, etc., etc.  Ignored were the data indicating that the actual likelihood of these dire developments was shrinking to almost zero well ahead of Calvin's arrival. Better safe and panicked than safe and calm.  Anyway, I did take a few precautions, like lowering our pool umbrella and removing some light weight objects, but even these minimal steps turned out to be overkill.  Tuesday night and Wednesday arrived and....bumpkiss, nada, zilch.  No rain, no wind, nothing.  The east side of our island got a fair amount of rain but frankly not more than it often does during a good storm.  That's it.  On to the next doom and gloom possibility.

Karen and I contributed to the financial well-being of our dermatologist this week with both of us going to see her.  Recall that she doesn't take *any* insurance, so you pay at treatment time, though her charges aren't all that bad, and if there are any lab tests or biopsies involved those will be covered by our Aetna Medicare.  My visit was just a followup to check on the squamous cell thing on my thigh that was removed a few months ago.  All ok, and she then did a quick exam of a couple of other areas we're keeping an eye on, and froze three small areas.  Karen's visit was to have a recent growth on one of her eyelids diagnosed and removed. We're still waiting for the biopsy results but the visual assessment was that it wasn't anything dire.  All in all, good news for both of us.  I think we're getting good medical care from this clinic, but they are focusing more and more on the stretching/sculpting/firming/scraping/beautifying angle to the practice, which is probably far more lucrative than slicing off potential cancers.  We really don't have many alternatives here, though, so as long as I feel confident in the medical aspect I'll stick with it.

Karen played golf on Tuesday with two friends.  I stayed home and supervised our gardeners.  The weather at Makalei ahead of the dreaded Calvin was beautiful, according to Karen -- sunny and only a little wind.  On Wednesday it was sunny in Kona nearly the whole day, and we didn't have our usual cooling on-shore breeze, so it got really warm -- the hottest day of the year so far.  The rest of the week has also been very warm.  We've gone from daytime highs in the low to mid 80's to highs in the mid- to high 80's, with humidity to match.  This may be a legacy of the hurricane, but I'm not sure.  Anyway, we've been making very good use of our PV surplus to power our a.c. units during the day and some of the nighttime.

We finished cleaning the lanai furniture and replacing the pads this week, and the result was very good. Our old stuff didn't have as much color as the new pads, and the difference is very striking.  So far we're pleased, and now we'll see how well the new pads hold up to Kona weather over time.

That's it for this week. Hope you are all doing ok in these fun times.  Stay happy -- it's always a healthy choice.

B-Day, Anniversary, Peacocks in the Mist

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7/15/23

Aloha Everybody:

Geez, this week's mainland weather was downright scary -- floods in the northeast, killer heat in the south, drought in the west, tornadoes around Chicago, etc., etc.  Earlier in the week I happened to look at the temperatures in the areas we visited on our recent European trip and they were all in the mid- to upper 90's!  In short, our timing was very good because traveling there now would be extremely uncomfortable.  Here not so much of a problem.  Yet.  Not to be left out of the weather craziness, hurricane Calvin is heading our way and should come close to the islands around Tuesday or Wednesday, probably passing over the southern part of our island. Right now the forecast is that it will weaken to a tropical storm by the time it gets here, so I'm not too concerned at the moment. 

Well, today is my XXth (censored) birthday.  I'm not too thrilled, frankly.  These yearly hallmarks don't carry quite the same upbeat significance they used to, but I guess they can be a stimulus to reflect on the richness of the past and the wonders of the present (including the wonder of still being here).  It's been quite a ride, I must say.  One part of that journey began 21 years ago last week, when we moved from Ohio to Hawai'i.  The anniversary of the move was July 5th.  We normally celebrate the day with a glass of champagne, but this year we forgot -- something we vow not to let happen next year.

The big house project this week was replacing the pads on our outdoor furniture. How's that for excitement?!  We actually wanted to replace the frames, too, but we had difficulty finding something we like that was available here, and given the expense of ordering online we wanted to be certain of our choice. This has dragged on for over a year, and Karen finally had the idea to look online for just replacement pads.  We had some picked out and were ready to order when we saw an ad for some locally that we liked and that were on sale.  Perfect compromise!  Of course, nothing is that simple.  First we have to clean the old frames, not a terrifically hard job, but still one that has to be done after dragging the chairs out to the driveway.  And naturally I noticed while cleaning that I need to repaint many of the bases of the chairs.  I have decided to put that off and just do a couple of chairs at a time later rather than hold up the whole project.  Anyway, we're about half done and the new pads look much better.  Ta Da!

Peachicks in the Mist

On Tuesday we played golf at Makalei with our usual partner.  I did a smidge better than last time, and even got one par and a bogey.  This time I got through 15 1/2 holes before frustration and exhaustion took over.  The weather was slightly better, though the fog moved in for a short time and made seeing a white ball a bit difficult.  Even with the mist we spotted quite a few peacocks and even a few peachicks.  We also saw quite a bit of feral pig damage, a significant problem here.  The course has several hunters on retainer but it sure looks like

Double Hazard

they haven't been up to the task lately.  As do other kinds of local wildlife, the pigs find a golf course to be a buffet sent from heaven, so you can't blame them from trying to move in.

Ok that's it.  Take care and I hope you have good weather next week.  Oh, and I have to admit this blog may have been written by ChatGPT4.....or not. What do you think?

A Darwin Award, Quiet 4th, Pump & Grunt

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7/8/23

Aloha Everyone:

Hope you had a good 4th of July!  Mine was pretty good.  No fireworks of my own, but I got to see

some big ones set off in town.  We went to a party a neighbor's house that was very nice -- good people and traditional food including hamburgers, hot dogs, and corn on the cob.  The house is just one street below us and has a good view of the coastline, including Kailua Bay, where the official fireworks were set off.  The show was quite good, considering our small town budget, and the aerial stuff was impressive even though the whole thing was only about 10 minutes.

That reminds me -- this fall our next big trip is going to start in Ohio, and the timing will allow me to see the Labor Day fireworks show that Cincinnati puts on each year along the Ohio River.  This show is huge, and when we lived there we went almost every year, getting as close to the action as possible. It will last a solid 30 minutes and it's coordinated with music that's broadcast on a local TV/Radio station.  Being the pyro-nut that I am, I'm really looking forward to it!

The dogs had a good year in our neighborhood because few people set off their own fireworks and it was very quiet. Each year there are tighter restrictions, particularly on the big bang aerial stuff, but it seems illegal fireworks are available if you really want them.  This is especially attractive to high-testosterone types with an unfavorable hormones-to-brains ratio, as illustrated in a story published in our local paper, West Hawai'i Today:

Thursday, July 6, 2023

Police say a 20-year-old Kailua-Kona man died following a fireworks incident on Tuesday evening.

Police and fire responded at 10:27 p.m. to a report of a public accident, possibly illegal fireworks, in a retail parking lot in the 74-5400 block of Kamakaeha Avenue in Kailua-Kona.

Upon arrival, officers located a young man, later identified as 20-year-old Glen John Nakata, lying on the ground with a substantial head injury.

According to police, bystanders said they saw Nakata holding a fireworks launcher above his head when the firework went off, sending him to the ground.

Nakata was taken by ambulance to the Kona Community Hospital where he succumbed to his injuries and was pronounced dead at 11:55 p.m.

Holding a fireworks launcher above your head?  Really? This tragic miscalculation makes this man a hands-down nominee for a Darwin Award, given each year to those who accidentally remove themselves from the gene pool.  In this instance, doing so in a very spectacular way.

No golf this week, but we did manage to work out at PF on Thursday.  Ouch.  I did my full regime this time, and my body is still objecting. You'd think that all the gardening I do and the pool workouts would use the same muscles as the gym machines, but obviously not.  Anyway, we followed the PF session with a nice beach picnic and a trip to Costco.

That's about it for now.  Hope your summer is going well.  Stay happy.  It's hard, but the only way we can win against the woe-mongers.