Saturday, June 20, 2026

Mayo No Go, Pig Problems, A.C. Woes

[Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland. Since much of my news these days relates to trying to age gracefully, this series might be called The Geezer Gazette.

6/20/26
 
Aloha Everyone! 
 
I hope your early summer is going ok.  I know there has been some nice weather on the mainland, but also some of the usual nasty stuff, too, like tornadoes, floods, and fires. No tornadoes here, and really not much to complain about weather-wise, other than we've had a bit of VOG from our volcano eruptions, and it seems to be clouding up earlier in the day than usual.  The afternoon clouds aren't really a bad thing, though, because they make for easier napping......
  
I'm sorry to say that my news this week is unfortunately mostly bad.  First up in the Geezer Gazette, my attempt to get an evaluation at Mayo Clinic for my eye problems has failed, and I'm getting a bit frustrated.  The problem turned out to be insurance-related, like it was with the Stein Eye Institute at UCLA.  Everything seemed to be going ok with Mayo, though I had to re-fax the referral form and letter.  I called on Tuesday and a very helpful and knowledgeable representative was starting to schedule a vist when she noticed that my insurance was a Medicare Advantage plan from Aetna.  Dead stop.  Nope, as of January 1st Mayo is no longer accepting patients with that insurance.  This may sound like the same story as with Stein at UCLA.  However, when the Mayo person explained the problem, I realized it had it exactly reversed:  It isn't that my insurance won't cover the evaluation, it's that Mayo (and Stein) simply won't deal with the Aetna Advantage plan at all.  I learned that Medicare Advantage plans re-negotiate contracts regularly with providers. These contracts deal with things like reimbursement levels, timeliness of reimbursement, and criteria for denial of coverage and appeal procedures.  It seems that a number of large providers, like Mayo, Stein, and others, are opting out of participating with Advantage Plans because it is simply too costly for them.  Note, in my particular case it isn't a matter of Mayo doctors being in-network versus out-of-network, nor that I needed pre-approval for getting services from Mayo.  Rather, the lack of a contract means no coverage, period.  Welcome to health care in America, where none of the thousands of people with my insurance plan can obtain treatment at someplace like the Mayo Clinic which provides some of the best medical services in the world.  So I'm now looking into my options.  Of course, I could try to find yet another place to get my evaluation, and hope that I can get in before they too cancel their contract.  I could also try to change insurance plans.  But my current plan is through my retirement system, and changing would likely lead to much higher premiums and less coverage, including if I went with straight Medicare.  Finally, I could pay out of pocket, an alternative nipped in the bud by the representatives at both Stein and Mayo, who said no way.  Geez, what a waste of time. I'll let you know if anything changes.
 
Now to a more down to earth problem. Our neighborhood is currently coping with a couple of feral pigs who have been routing in people's gardens and causing a fair amount of damage.  We've had trouble with pigs starting before we moved here, when we got calls from our gardener informing us that pigs had again dug up our irrigation system.  One of the very first house projects when we arrived was to build a fence to keep them out.  It works -- sort of.  Sometimes a few adventurous marauders circumvent the fence by coming down our driveway, roto-tilling as they go.  It's Open-Season on pigs year-round here, but hunting is with traps, knives, and arrows since shooting guns in residential areas (favorite hangouts of hungry pigs) would probably not be a good idea.  Pigs, like nearly all other mammals, aren't native to Hawai'i.  The first pigs were brought to the islands by the Polynesians who settled here about a thousand years ago.  These pigs were a small, domesticated variety that stayed pretty close to home.  However, in the 1800's Europeans imported and released wild boars for sport and for food.
Where's Dinner?
 What could go wrong, right? Well, these piggies are big, smart, and nasty in disposition.  They also have no natural predators here to keep their numbers in check, lots of good food, and no deadly winter weather.  I think you get the picture -- swine heaven.  The two currently posing a problem are probably brothers from the same litter, and are hitting their prime.  They are huge, bold and if they smell food, like ripe fruit or an abundance of garden grubs, they are very determined to reach it.  Our neighbor two doors down has a fruit tree that is now bearing and has become a real magnet for the brothers, to the extent that they cross the un-fenced part of our lot, cross our immediate neighbor's lot, and then make their way to the area around the target tree. Despite their size they can be very quiet and agile, making them hard to detect until it's too late.  We have a driveway alarm to alert us if they come that way, but their current trail to our neighbor's tree is not monitored.  I really can't complain --- in Ohio I had to deal with deer, rabbits, raccoons, woodchucks, skunks, squirrels, and possums.  Here it's only pigs and tiny frogs. Oh, and an occasional garden rat.
 
My final problem this week is that my car a.c. seems to be going weak again.  Recall that this is my 2-year old Subaru Outback, which started having a.c. issues just a couple of months after I bought it.  Eventually the dealer replaced the entire guts of the a.c. unit, and that seemed to take care of the problem.  Until now, about a year later.  I'm hoping this is still a warranty issue, particularly since the problem started early and is well-documented by the dealer.  Still, it means making service appointment(s) and going through the hassle of taking the car in for it to be fixed.  Grrrr.
 
I'll end on a more positive note.  Yesterday marked the anniversary of the day we closed on our Oxford house 25 years ago.  This was quite a relief at the time, because we had been owners of two houses simultaneously for a few months after sealing the deal on our house here.  There was a bit of a cash flow problem that was relieved when the check for the Oxford house was deposited.  No champagne for this anniversary, but we toasted with a nice glass of wine.
 
Ok, sorry to have been such a bummer this week.  Hang in there, and remember, no matter how often a certain someone claims otherwise, down is not up, wrong is not right, cruel is not kind, lies are not facts, and ignorance is not knowledge.  Carpe Vitam

Saturday, June 13, 2026

Horse Parade, Heart Monitor, Travel Plans

[Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland. Since much of my news these days relates to trying to age gracefully, this series might be called The Geezer Gazette.

6/13/26
 
Aloha Fellow Time Travelers! 
 
On Thursday we celebrated King  Kamehameha Day, a state holiday honoring the first king of
Hawai'i who unified the islands and established the Kingdom of Hawai'i.  One of the hallmarks of the yearly festivities are floral parades, the biggest of which is on Oahu, but there are also smaller versions, including one in Hilo and one in Kailua on our island. Kamehameha was born around 1750 at a spot on the northwest coast of our island -- the exact year is uncertain. He was about 20 years old when Captain Cook arrived and Kamehameha was much impressed by the firepower Cook brought with him, which he adopted in his conquest of rival territories.  The floral parade here in Kona was last Saturday. Of the annual parades I like this one the best for three reasons:  (1) it is along our picturesque shoreline in town, passing by the historic winter royal palace, (2) it is intensely Hawaiian, with groups of colorful horseback
riders representing each of the major islands, and (3) it is short, lasting only about one hour. My favorite feature by far is the horses wearing floral leis, a unique sight. Of course, in Kamehameha's days Hawaiians had never seen a horse. They aren't native to the islands and weren't introduced until 1803, 7 years before the final unification of the islands. Their centrality in the Kamehameha celebration might therefore be a bit of a stretch, but most parades aren't really hallmarks of historical accuracy. On the other hand, it is quite true that horses have figured prominently in modern Hawaiian culture since their introduction, particularly in their role as mounts for our Hawaiian cowboys called Paniolo. The parade was great fun, well-attended by locals and tourists alike.
 
Just a couple of quick updates in Geezer Gazette news.  First, I'm still waiting to hear something from Mayo Clinic.  It's been about 1 1/2 weeks since I faxed the consultation request form. I'll wait until Monday and then try to contact them.  Second, on Tuesday I had my heart monitor pasted on for a two-week recording session. I'll have to wait until July to find out the results. Finally, I have three more Valeda treatments next week and then I'm finished for several months.  No noticeable changes yet.  All this is the health equivalent of watching paint dry.
 
On a more cheery note, we've made more travel plans.  Just to remind you, we are all set for our Alaskan cruise and visit to Colorado in August.  But we've now looking ahead to next year -- advanced planning is necessary these days because of the uptick in the numbers of people traveling.  We have chosen to return to Portugal next spring. We were there 35 years ago for several weeks, traveling on our own by car.  This time we're going to do it a bit differently by booking a river cruise on the Douro River.  Yes, that makes the fifth cruise in the last few years, noteworthy for someone who disavowed that type of travel in the past.  I admit to the inconsistency.  Chalk it up to geezerdom. Anyway, we have booked a week-long  trip next June with the same  company (AmaWaterways) that did our recent Colombia cruise.  The plan is to supplement that with another 2-3 weeks of private travel in Portugal which we will arrange with a local company -- in other words, another "tour for the two of us."  Nothing definite on that yet, but reading through the guidebooks and online suggested itineraries is getting me excited about the trip.  I'll keep you posted on our progress,
 
That's about it for this week.  I'll leave you with this thought exercise:  Do you think someone with a trillion dollars can resist becoming a powerful oligarch whose values are misaligned with our own? Tale care. Summer's here.  Carpe Vitam.

Saturday, June 6, 2026

Paw Prints, Anniversaries, Mayo Maybe

[Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland. Since much of my news these days relates to trying to age gracefully, this series might be called The Geezer Gazette.

6/6/26
 
Aloha Folks! 
 
June already!  Hard to believe that just a few months ago we were freezing, up to our keesters in snow, slipping on icy streets, etc.  Oh, wait, that's not here.....nor has it been for the past 25 years after we moved to Hawai'i.  July 5th will be the anniversary of the day we spent our first night in our new Hawaiian home.  Speaking of anniversaries, this past week we celebrated two others:  the last day of teaching and the first day of retirement for both of us.  That was May 31 and June 1, 2000.  Every year we mark the occasion with a bottle of champagne, half one day and half the next.  It's a chance to reflect on our good fortune for the past 2 1/2 decades in terms of being able to live in such an awesomely unique place, to learn about new cultures, new plants, new geology, and also to have the many global travel experiences that retirement has provided. We have no doubt that retirement has been a richly fulfilling period in our lives.  Cheers!
 
Last Saturday, as we were leaving for our beach breakfast picnic, sun hit the windshield and revealed
the unmistakable evidence that a felis catus had recently investigated the car.  There were paw prints on the windshield (and later we found them on the hood) showing the cat's path up one side and down the other, with four slide marks on the down side, each ending in a perfect paw print, likely left when the cat jumped rather than continue to slide ignominiously.  I was far from being annoyed by this.  For one thing the car needed washing anyway, and for another I love cats and felt honored to have been deemed worthy of such consideration.  We must have left the side door of the garage open the day before, and a neighborhood cat sought refuge from an afternoon shower.  Attracted by the possibility of a high perch where it could take a snooze, it may have hopped up for a look but was disturbed by one of us getting something from the garage, or perhaps the location just didn't meet its snooze-spot standards. At any rate it decided to go elsewhere. We used to have cat companions when we lived on the mainland and intended to bring our last one with us when we moved here.  However, she died shortly before the move and we decided to not seek another one because we felt it would be unfair to leave it during our extended retirement travels.  As a substitute for permanent cat companionship, I have tried to befriend the neighborhood cats we encounter on our daily walks.  Cats are wisely wary of human beings, of course, so it is very difficult to gain their trust.  There are a few, though, who will interact with me and even allow me to pet them.  This is always a highlight of both the walk and my entire day.  For more of my feline fawning, see Cats: Unifiers Of The World.
 
The Geezer Gazette news this week is all about eyeballs. I completed my first three Valeda treatments on my left eye. The procedure is simple and painless.  You look into a machine and a bright yellow light flashes rapidly for about a minute.  Then you close your eyes and a bright red light shines for another minute or so.  This is repeated once more.  I asked about why the first light was flashing rather than being a constant light hitting the retina.  Apparently research has found that the retina cells respond more to intermittent stimulation.  The red light also stimulates the retina even through the closed eyelid, but at a much lower level.  Anyway, the worst part of the whole procedure is having to take the eye chart test each time, something I find very frustrating. I'll have 6 moire treatments, 3 in each of the next two weeks.  It won't be for at least another month before effects are detectable, if they occur at all, because the retina physiology changes slowly.  Remember, nothing can bring back the cells that I've already lost, but the goal here is to make the rest more healthy, along with the retina tissue itself.  Patience, Grasshopper.
 
On Tuesday I saw my retina doctor and had a shot it my left eye.  I also got a letter from him referring me to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota.  Recall that last week my health insurance company dropped coverage of the Stein Clinic at UCLA, so I was in the market for another center to do my neuro ophthalmology evaluation.  I decided to see if I can get in at the Mayo Clinic because, well, it's the Mayo Clinic.  If anyone can figure out what is going on, they can.  Their list of ophthalmology doctors goes on for pages, and many are leaders in their field.  Besides, Mayo is renowned for a multidisciplinary team approach to diagnosis and care, something I heartily endorse.  I faxed the referral letter and Mayo's referral/consultation request form and now it's a matter of waiting for something to happen.  Again, patience, Grasshopper.
 
Ok, that's it for this week. Be good to each other -- the world certainly needs more of that.  Carpe Vitam.