Please Shut the Gate!

 [Note: this is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland.]

7/3/21

Aloha All – Happy 4th of July!

We have a number of snowbirds from Canada and from the US northwest who flock here each winter to escape their cold and cloudy weather.  Right now I suspect many are thinking of returning here to cool off.  Wow, 116d in Portland!  People in Canada, Washington, and Oregon dying from the heat! The only upside I can see is that the blistering heat wave seems to have passed quickly.   

I really hope that more folks don’t decide to come to Hawai’i right now no matter what the reason.  In the 20 years we’ve lived here we’ve never seen the problems tourists bring as bad as this.  The economy is doing great, but the cost of that is incredible traffic, empty store shelves, overcrowded beaches, long waits at restaurants, and a general breakdown of the “aloha spirit.”  For instance, this week we noticed stressed-out and even surly clerks at a several venues, a very unusual phenomenon here. And in response to higher demand, airlines are adding flights and using larger planes to bring even more people, One thing that might have a positive impact on the problem is that our weekly cruise ship is going to return to service in a few weeks. Here in Kona this brings a thousand visitors who sightsee, spend money, and then get back on the ship and go away. As long as this stays at one ship we can handle it. Another thing that might help is that our vaccination levels are getting high enough so that restrictions on capacities at venues may soon be eased, making facilities available to more people at the same time.

I finally managed to get my driveway power-washed and most of the bird poop removed. Some poop seems to have industrial-strength sticking power, though, and even the force of the power washer has difficulty getting it off. We have an electric line that runs above the driveway that is a favorite roost-and-poop spot.  I shoo birds away whenever I see them up there, but they still manage to make a mess. Indeed, after the power washing the driveway was nice and clean – for less that 12 hours.  The next morning as we started our neighborhood walk I found three big splattoes, like the birds were thumbing their beaks at me.

The driveway was one of my few physical efforts this week, other than doing some insect spraying and heavy pruning.  Karen, on the other hand, in addition to our usual weekly workout at PF, played golf twice.  Once was her weekly round with her golfing buddy, and the other was a small group lesson given by the course pro.  This is a four-week course on Friday mornings and after this week she has two more to go.  I’m beginning to feel like a slug compared to her!

Caught two more coqui frogs this week, one of which I’ve been after for weeks that was setting up in our front garden.  He was a young one, which means he would only call a few times in a row. Even though the area is close to our kitchen and living room, I took just a little too long to get our there, and by the time I arrived he would shut up for an hour or so.  I was close to catching him a couple of times, but I was never able to see exactly where he was hiding.  Finally, I happened to be out there Thursday night when he started up and I was able to locate him and make a successful grab.  This was a very good one to get early, before he could start mating and producing a number of little coquis because this is an area where we would hear them loud and clear inside the house.

Finally, I have my 6-week eyeball check later this afternoon. I’ll let you know next week what the outcome was.

Take care everyone.  Stay healthy and cool.




 

Almost Normal (Not), A Missed Anniversary

 [Note: this is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland.]

6/26/21

Aloha all –

I see that it’s only June and it is already a bit toasty for you.  Crank up that a.c.!  We have stayed mild and pleasant so far, except for our persistent rainy and cloudy afternoons.  Still, the pool is up to 81-82, but we still need a little help from our electric backup for our hot water. Our electric bill shows the

Above 0=we pay

Note 1 pm dropoff

story very clearly with a graph of our monthly usage over the past 12 months.  Most of the time our PV system produces a surplus, but for the latest period we didn’t quite break even. The system itself produces another graph which also tells the story by plotting the power generation throughout any given day.  Many days this past month show great generation in the morning but a dramatic drop when the clouds move in later in the day.  I really like this graph because I can log in from anywhere in the world when we are traveling via the WWW and see what the weather has been like at home at any time. The electric bill graph is only available once a month.

Speaking of traveling, we are struggling to plan for the rest of this year and next year.  The foreign places we want to visit are either struggling with Covid and have severe travel restrictions or are having political and social problems.  We have rescheduled our Ethiopia tour for a year from September, hoping things will be better but that still seems uncertain.  We’d love to return to Europe, but even countries that are open to foreign travelers may be difficult for us to find accommodations and open attractions.  Plus, they are also having a heat wave this summer. A substitute might be to travel in the mainland US, but apparently many, many people have decided to do that too, as photos of National Park crowds illustrate. That may make it very difficult to make arrangements and not very enjoyable even if we can. As I've mentioned before, it is certainly true here that there are too many people trying to do the same thing at the same time). Once again we are SO glad we did as much traveling over the years as we did – at least we have some great memories to relive.

On the home front, we’ve been whacking back our foliage and weeds that have loved the cool, wet weather.  Also, a very positive accomplishment is that my neighbor and I have managed to catch quite a few coquis this week, a total of 12 between us.  There are many more still around, but even a reduction of 12 has quieted things down considerably.  We’ve both become very good at locating and grabbing the little suckers, and once we’re on the hunt for them they are very likely to become coquicicles – that is, frozen solid in the freezer.

We got back to our weekly Planet Fitness workout on Thursday.  Ouch. However, our favorite reward of a Vietnamese lemon grass chicken sandwich at the beach cancelled some of the pain.

Oh, and we were so involved with our guests that we forgot to celebrate an important anniversary -- the day 20 years ago that we finally closed the sale of our Oxford house.  This was definitely a relief, because we had already closed on our Hawai'i house, and the Oxford closing eased the financial burden of owning two houses at the same time. It was also a relief because there had been a couple of nerve-wracking delays to get things settled because of financial complications for the buyers in getting the funds together.  Those were some very stressful times, to say the least.

Finally, yesterday I had my second Shingles vaccination. You may recall that I had quite a reaction to the first one, but so far this reaction hasn't been too bad; a pretty sore arm and a good excuse for an extra nap. No matter how bad the reaction though, it sure beats getting another case of shingles!

Ok, off to farmers’ market.  Take care, stay cool, stay healthy.

Whew! A Deafening Silence

 [Note: this is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland.] 

6/19/21

Aloha Everyone –
    
Well, our guests left last night and the house sure seems quiet. We think the twins enjoyed their stay, but sometimes it was hard to tell.  Their edge-of-puberty mood swings could go from giggling and engaged to sour and sullen in a few nano seconds.  Karen and I agree that if they had visited a year from now they might have been rather difficult guests. Anyway, a couple of big hits were the ride in the Atlantis Submarine and a day pass at the Waikaloa Hilton resort up north.  The resort has two pool areas, one with waterfalls and grottoes, and the other with a long river-like waterway that has several slides.  There is also a lagoon with fish, turtles, and other marine life to see while snorkeling.  Finally, to put icing on the cake, the resort hosts educational encounters with bottle-nosed dolphins that we were able to watch, though not participate in because of the steep extra cost.  Karen and I enjoyed the day, too – we hadn’t been here in quite a while and it was a chance to be reminded of just how special the place is.

For us the past week has been a real eye-opening education about kids and parenting.  As I said last time, this experience confirms our opinion that some people should be parents and some perhaps should not – we definitely fall into the second category.  However, I found I was pretty good at the role of goofy-yet-fun-old-guy, and I was even able to make the kids laugh.  My sense of humor may turn off a lot of adults but it seems to resonate with 11-year-olds.

We also had a chance to see once again our island from the point of view of a visitor – something we haven’t done in a long time.  This led to a confirmation that we are well-suited to live in this uniquely special place, and that it’s way too easy to take things for granted after a while,  which leads to focusing too much on the sometimes irritating challenges of living here.  Finally, I’ve been surprised to see just how well our tourist economy is recovering.  The numbers of visitors at the usual places were up to the point of being over-subscribed.  This will ease as more venues open up, of course, but it doesn’t bode well for our traffic congestion once the car rental companies repopulate their fleets, resulting in even more vehicles are on the road.

So now the agenda is to get back to our usual routine, and to pick up again on the projects we interrupted or put off – such as getting our carpet cleaned, resealing our stone decking, power washing and re-coating the driveway, and tracking down a few coqui frogs that are setting up homesteads in the landscaping, and of course the usual whacking back the jungle.

Take care everyone.  Stay cool, enjoy your early summer.

Hosting Raccoons, Walking Inside a Volcano

[Note: this is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland.] 

6/13/21

Aloha Everybody –

Our main focus this week has been our mainland guests – Karen’s close teaching friend from Ohio and her twin 11 year-old granddaughters. They arrived on Monday afternoon and after a beach picnic we had the twins in the ocean within a couple of hours. Big hit, as was our pool when we got home.

Not such a big hit, though were my explanations of geology, culture, climate, and volcanology.  It seems even very bright 11-year-olds don’t have much patience for minutiae.  So I quickly learned I had to dial it *way* back – tough for me since I haven’t had much chance at pontificating for quite a while.

Thanks to Karen’s tutelage we got them used to snorkeling in our pool and then did the real thing at one of our nearby beach parks.  That went well, but grandmother cut her toe on some coral and required some first aid by the nice life guard on duty.  That and a chronic knee problem curtailed some of the hiking I had planned.  

We spent Thursday and Friday nights at the volcano, even staying in the historic Volcano House that is right on the rim of Kilauea caldera.  Even though there wasn’t any volcanic activity, this is an awesome experience.  The sights around the National Park are also very special and one that seemed to be interesting to the kids was walking through a section of the huge Thurstone lava tube.  The weather was about the best Karen and I can remember it ever being there – crystal clear and warm Thursday and Friday.  Saturday when we left, though, was the much more common drizzle and cool weather for the volcano area.  In fact, it was cloudy and occasionally rainy the rest of our time on the windward side.  Still, it didn’t interfere with a stop at a couple of waterfalls and bayside picnic lunch in Hilo.

We’re now back in Kona and I’m writing this Sunday morning.  Unfortunately it is raining, unusual for us, so we’ll have to shift our plans a bit – the big event will be a submarine ride in Kailua Bay with some indoor shopping to follow.

We’re enjoying our young visitors but it has been a real education about what it’s like to be with kids. Not sure we could ever have made it as parents....

Take care, enjoy your summer.

One Eyeball Shot,Two Anniversaries, Four Frogs, One Pair of Twins

 [Note: this is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland.] 

6/5/21

 Aloha All –

This has been a busy week.  As expected, I did need another eyeball injection, but even so there was good news from my retina doctor: I have a nicely shaped macula.  He meant that instead of being misshapen from edema that it actually was near normal, except for the one spot that is still oozing a little.  Anyway, he used the minimum numbing drop method and I had very little problem with the shot itself, both at the time and the next day.  With continued luck, I’m good for another 3 months, though I’ll go back in 6 weeks for a checkup just to make sure.

This week was our yearly double celebration of the last day or working and the first day of retirement. This was number 21, which is very hard to believe. Both of us retired at the same time in 2000, which makes it easy to keep track of. Neither of us has had any difficulty adjusting to retirement, and though we enjoyed our careers we have certainly enjoyed retirement too. We don’t do much to celebrate except having half a bottle of champagne and appetizers at each of the two sunsets.

This week I achieved a personal best in coqui catching – 3 in one night!  And the next night I got another one in the same area for a total of 4. Our continued wet afternoons have really revved them up, and although we don’t have many that manage to move in, our neighbors are producing a never-ending supply of interlopers.  I attribute my increase in catching ability mainly to practice.  I can now more easily discern where they are perched from their calls – which is often not at all where it sounds like.  I’ve also gotten better at seeing them because I've learned to look for a tell-tale shape despite their excellent camouflage. Finally, my grabbing technique is also better from practice, and I’m now more comfortable with the sensation of having one in my fist.  As I’ve mentioned before, the most sure-fire and humane way to kill them is to put them in a plastic bag and toss it in the freezer.  Bam!  Coqui-cicle.

Next week we will be hosting some special guests.  A former colleague of Karen’s is bringing her orphaned twin grand kids to visit.  They are 11-year old girls, very smart and mostly well-behaved, but also full of energy.  This will be a challenge for us.  We’ve been planning as many activities as we can that they might be interested in, and we’re hoping a lot of time in our pool and at the beach will also work.  Of course, this has required some extra house-prep, too, since it will involve both of our guest rooms instead of just one.  The one where the kids will be staying is usually Karen’s she-cave – and so it has required some attention it usually doesn’t get in terms of stowing stuff and cleaning. Anyway, as we understand it they are very excited about coming to Hawai’i and have been counting down the days.  Should be fun but exhausting for us.  I’ll give you an update next week.

Okay, there’s more but I’ll stop there. Off to market and beach breakfast picnic.

A Revived Technobrick, Lots of Work and Naps

 Note: this is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland.] 

5/29/21

Aloha Everybody –

From the weather reports in our paper I see that it certainly warmed up there after we left – maybe a teense too much.  Ohio in the upper 80's in late May?  Our temps have been in the low 80's much of the week, but that is normal and with our constant cool breezes it is actually very nice.  We’re warming up a little as we head into “summer” but nothing dramatic or weird so far. The pool is up to 82d thanks to warmer overnight lows and covering it at night.  I really missed our daily workouts in it while we were traveling.

I left off last time bemoaning the sudden coma of my 2-year old cell phone.  The problem was that it

The Technobrick

would no longer charge, and instead displayed a message saying that moisture had been detected in the charging port and to unplug it immediately.  I switched cords, tried a new charger, blew out the port and made sure it was in fact dry, and each time it would seem ok at first and then fritz out again. I did get it charged up enough to quickly do a back up (I hadn’t been doing them up to this point) and to get it to a semi-usable state.  I went online and looked at new phones, but then decided I really couldn’t justify upgrading since I like everything about the current one – its size, display, camera, speed, etc. – and that I needed to make more of an effort to revive it before giving up.

A deep dive into the geekosphere revealed that (a) this was not a totally unique problem, (b) it could be fixed for about $100 if I was willing to part with it for a week or so (no one on our island does this so I’d have to send it off), ( c) online videos made it clear this was not something I wanted to try myself, and (d) there were a number of easy and cheap work-arounds to try first, including buying a 30-buck wireless charger.  I zipped out to Walmart and bought one figuring it was worth a shot.  Bingo – so far the wireless method works without a hitch (the online geeks confirmed my suspicion that the circuitry was different from the charging port).  Techno-brick no more and I’ll keep the phone until something else goes wrong, then get a new techno-toy. In the meantime it has begun charging through the port again, but it case it doesn’t I have a reliable backup.

Aside from that, the week was spent catching coquis (4 in 8 days), whacking back the jungle, and getting back to my naps, which I really missed on our trip.  We also worked out at PF on Thursday and this time upped the settings and reps to get back to our previous levels.  Ouch. Amazing how quickly things go to pot and how slow it is to get them back.

Today I see my retina doc.  It’s been nearly 3 months since I’ve had a shot and I may need one, though I haven’t noticed any dramatic downturn.  My threshold is low for getting it, just as a precaution and preventative if nothing else.  It is such a relief for this to finally be stabilized and not such a big part of life......

That’s it for now.  Off to market and beach breakfast picnic before my 1 pm appointment.  Take care, all – enjoy your early summer!

You Know You're A Geezer When....

Geezerhood can kind of sneak up on you, especially for those of us who have a tendency to be in denial. 

The Primo Geezer

So here are some tips that will help you recognize the symptoms.  If you nod in agreement with more than one or two, welcome to the club!!

Please add to the list by using the Comment option below, (you can do this anonymously if you wish) and if you're interested in further explorations into the vagaries of being "youth-challenged," see my Geezerhood collection of posts.  

• You and your pharmacist are on a first-name basis. 
  
• You get the senior discount without asking.
• People start to call you "Sir" (Geezers) or Ma'am (Geezerettes) or "Hon" (either).
• Competitive Complaining is the usual style of conversation among your circle of friends.
• People seem to want to carefully explain things to you, usually at a high volume level.
  
• Teenagers want to borrow your clothes for their "retro" parties.
• You don't recognize the names of any  current pop music artists.
• You see more doctors in one month than you used to see in ten years.
• The smell of coffee can keep you awake for days.
• People start offering you their seat on a bus, and sometimes have a concerned look on their face.
• You start getting offers in the mail for free hearing tests, supplemental insurance, and hemorrhoid creams.
• When you travel you carry a special satchel full of medications.
• At the TSA Security checkpoint the officer patronizingly asks if you have any metal implants -- and unfortunately you have to answer "yes."
• You can remember events from 20 years ago but not why you came into a room just now.
• Naps are no longer just nice, they're a necessity
• You know the name of the man in the photo above.