How To Put Screws and Little White Balls in Holes

[Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland.]

3/12/22

Aloha Everyone!

Spring yet?  The signs here are getting clearer:  our pool temp made it up to 84d this week, another cruise ship visited, and the plumeria around town are starting to bloom again, as are the Silver Oak and Jacaranda trees.  Oh, and the snow birds & whales are starting to leave.

Our Covid situation has continued to improve and restrictions are loosening.  In a week or so our indoor mask requirement will be discontinued, and the vaccination/testing procedure for visitors may be dropped.  It's almost like normal times, though I'm probably jinxing it by saying that.  This virus is still around and will be with us in less disruptive form for a long time, like the flu or colds.  What's not so normal here is our continued lack of rain that is leading to some serious drought conditions in certain areas.  Usually at this time of year we get afternoon showers at least, but I haven't measured any significant moisture for a couple of months now -- until last night. We finally had a decent rain starting around dinner time -- I haven't checked my rain gauge yet, but I bet it was .25" or more.  Both humans and coquis are happier.  The forecast is for more this afternoon and evening, but the predictions are notoriously "iffy" here.

I got my holes drilled for the new bathroom hardware I told you about last week.  The first one took a long time and a lot of effort, even though I thought I had the correct drill bit for going through stone tile.  Then I searched online for "how to drill holes in stone tile," and learned that there is a difference between a masonry drill bit (for brick and concrete) and a special bit for various kinds of tile, including marble and granite.  Quick trip to the toy store and the rest of the holes were fairly easy.  The hardware is now up and looks good. However, this is one of those projects where I'm the only person who appreciates the difference.

On Thursday I was called into duty as substitute golf partner when Karen's usual partner had other

White Peahen

plans. We both did pretty well.  I managed to get 4 (!) bogeys and 1 par, even though the first three holes were lousy -- I just couldn't seem to hit the ball.  My excuse is that on those holes we saw a lot of Nenes (11 on the very first hole) and the Peacocks were really active doing their mating dances, which is spectacular to see.  Karen's friend played later in the afternoon and saw a pure white female, something that is very unusual.  She snapped a photo and sent it to us. Other golfers have said they've sighted her in the past, but Karen never has.  We must have passed right by the spot where she hangs out but we didn't see her.

We made our flight reservations for the Caucasus trip, which we hope will still go despite current craziness.  At the moment we're convinced there isn't any reason to cancel, but if enough other people on the tour back out then the company may have to cancel it.  We'll see.  There's no problem with the plane tickets -- we can shift the credit to other flights without penalty -- but we really don't want to.

OK, that's all for this week. Off to market and to our usual beach breakfast picnic.  Take care. Get those shorts ready!

 

45 Lbs of Poi & A Set of Metric Hex Keys

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3/5/22

Aloha Ohana!

March already!  Can you believe it? What happened to January and February?  In fact, what happened to the last two years?! 

Our friends left Tuesday evening after a week of good times.  One of the most interesting things for us was discovering the changes to tourist spots that have occurred since the last time we saw them.  For the most part these were positive, but in a few instances they were more mixed, like a cloud forest hike that used to have a short route but now is a fairly long slog  (also, this one ended in a trip to the drug store for extra bandages).

Here's something in the "only-in-Hawai'i" department. On Wednesday our local newspaper devoted

Poi, Anyone?

nearly the entire front page to a story about a record-breaking taro plant. The Polynesians brought taro with them when they arrived in the islands about 1200 years ago (taro root is what poi is made from).  A farming couple down south has apparently grown the largest taro root in the world, weighing about 50 pounds! According to the article, this sucker would produce about 45 pounds of poi and feed about 180 people. Thatsalota poi!!  They've submitted it to the Guiness Book of World Records and should know soon if it is accepted.  The previous record holder was a measly 7-pounder grown somewhere in China.  Take that, Xi Jinping!

My house maintenance project this week was to replace the pitted towel racks and toilet paper holder in the guest quarters where our friends stayed.  I had tried to do this before they arrived but I couldn't get the old ones off.  If you've ever installed or replaced these you know that they are held onto their brackets with little screws that have indented hexagonal heads. The tool for tightening or loosening them is called a hex key, aka "Allen" wrench, named for the Connecticut tool company that invented it.  I have a set of these but none of the different sizes would fit.  After a bit of frustration it occurred to me that these particular ones might be metric. So a quick trip to Lowes' toy ...ur... tool department and the problem was solved.  Of course, I'm still working on the difficulty that the brackets for the new ones are slightly different and will require drilling new holes in the stone tile covering the wall. What could possibly go wrong?  I'll let you know.

On Thursday Karen played golf but I opted to follow my "quit while you're ahead" philosophy after my good round last week and went to the gym instead.  Not as picturesque and certainly not as pleasant-smelling but a whole lot quicker.

Ok, that's about it.  Take care and think warm Spring thoughts.....

Star-Crossed Putters; Doing Some Fun Normal Things

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2/26/22

Aloha Everybody!

Well, there is a LOT going on in the world that just plain sucks, but I want to focus on the good things this week.

First off, I did have another eyeball injection last Saturday even though I wasn't expecting it.  This may sound bad but it wasn't.  My retina was in pretty good shape, actually, but there was some edema starting on the periphery that would have gotten a lot worse if I tried to go another 4 weeks.  So this injection undoubtedly headed off some worse problems down the road.  Yet again my doc did a fantastic job of doing the deed and the procedure wasn't all that bad.

On Tuesday our guests arrived and since then we've been doing enjoyable things, like whale watching,

One of Many

hiking to an Hawaiian petroglyph field, and -- get this -- attending a concert *in person.*  The concert was in Waimea at the Kahilu Theater, a venue that holds about 300 and has great acoustics.  The attendance was limited to 1/2 because of you-know-what and we had to show our vaccination cards and wear masks.  Despite these things, it was very enjoyable to experience a live performance *in person* for the first time in over two years.  The group we heard was an internationally acclaimed quartet of Spanish classical guitarists named the Romero Quartet, and given my guitar interests this made it even more enjoyable  -- and very, very humbling.

On Thursday the four of us went to Makalei golf course.  We did some practice putting and driving and

Star-Crossed Putters

then played a "selective" round of golf.  This means we focused on the holes that were the most interesting and scenic, skipping the others.  Think of this as Mar-a-Lago bespoke reality golf.  Karen and I did most of the actual playing, though our friends joined in for some shots. Basically the outing was an excuse to see some beautiful scenery, feed the peacocks and see the nenes, and get some exercise.  I did much, much better than on my last outing, with two pars and a bogey.  One of the pars was on a challenging  par-4 hole, and both Karen and I got pars with some rather amazing putting by both of us.

So far the weather has cooperated for their visit.  It turned much warmer and has remained dry and clear for the most part. We could really use some rain but we hope it holds off until after they leave next week. The pool has now reached 82d -- geezer perfect.

That's about it for this week.  Hope you're guarding your health and sanity ok.  Keep looking for those silver linings -- they're there even though well-hidden these days.

1 Ship, 3 Doctors, 5 Friends

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2/19/22

Aloha Guys!

I'll be nice and skip the snarky comments about weather, other than to say that in contrast to a couple of months ago, we're getting close to having one of our best solar pv production months ever.

Last Saturday we had yet another visit by a cruise ship -- one of the Holland America line.  Merchants along the waterfront must be delighted with the increased business these visits bring.  Sometime next month our weekly ship will resume, and that's more good news.  Beside the economic shot in the arm for the community, it will make it easier for me to keep track of what day of the week it is --  ship in port = Wednesday.

On Sunday we had brunch with our good friend who teaches in Waimea, and her parents who are visiting.  Her parents are also good friends from working days in Ohio, and are staying with her for most of the winter, escaping from Wisconsin where they are living now.  Their daughter teaches at Hawaiian Preparatory Academy, one of the best private high schools here.  She lives on campus as a dorm counselor (!) and after brunch we were able to visit the campus and see the rather impressive facilities.  It is a very attractive place, and her apartment has an excellent view of Mauna Kea and the surrounding countryside.  Very nice. 

On Tuesday I had my 6-month checkup with my internist.  Everything seems ok (considering), and my bloodwork numbers were good,  perhaps a bit better than last time in fact. Sodium has climbed back into the low end of the acceptable range after I ditched the diuretic.  I'm now trying an alternative that so for hasn't caused any problems.  Later today I'll be seeing my retina doctor, so that makes two physicians this week.  With my skin check last week that means I will have had three medical checkups in the last 14 days!  Isn't Geezerhood fun?!  I think my bad retina is ok for now and I probably won't need another injection.  Most likely we will try to go for another month.

Best Part of My Golf Game

I played golf with Karen and her usual partner on Thursday.  This round was...well..challenging. Let's just say that if I played that way all the time I might part ways with the game altogether.  We did see a Nene family (mom, pop, and three chicks) take a swim in the course lake, definitely a treat and a welcome distraction from my game.

Next week we will be hosting our first guests of the year -- good Ohio friends who have been here several times before.  They are on Kaua'i right now and will transfer here on Tuesday.  We're looking forward to it.  They are the first visitors since early last year, when we hosted twin girls and their grandmother, also from Ohio.

Finally, we have made even more travel plans.  We've put a deposit down on a Viking River Cruise along the Danube from Budapest to a town in Germany called Regensburg.  This will be interesting, since we have tended to be rather cool to this kind of travel in the past.  We'll extend it on one or both ends by traveling on our own in Germany.  We've been there before but it was quite a long time ago, and there are parts we've never visited, including Berlin.  We won't plan many details until we have nailed down the Caucasus trip in May.

That's it.  I seem often to start these missives thinking I don't have much to report and then find it was a pretty busy week.  Anyway, I hope all is well with you.  Hang in there.

 

My Blue Nevus in Azerbaijan

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2/12/22

Aloha Everybody!

How's your furnace doing these days?  Snicker. We don't have one, as I've mentioned before. Although the nights here have been chilly (60-65d), we've had many sunny days that have finally managed to heat our pool to a relatively comfy 80d.

The big news for us this week was that we heard from our tour company about the May trip to the

Hopeful Itinerary

Caucasus and it looks like it is a go.  They were holding off to see how the Covid situation was developing and what the various restrictions would mean for our itinerary.  The company is combining the May 17 group with the one starting on May 10 to have the minimum number of participants, so we'll be going a week earlier.  To remind you, the company is called Eldertreks and is based in Canada.  We were attracted to them because of their interesting itineraries and because they restrict group size to 16 maximum.  This is the outfit we were scheduled with to go to Ethiopia two years ago until Covid and civil war made it impossible.  Anyway, we're excited to at least have the possibility of going on this trip, and we've been looking into air travel and getting all the forms filled out.  The three countries that make up the Caucasus are Azerbaijan, Armenia, and Georgia -- former reluctant members of the Soviet Union. Russia borders Georgia and Azerbaijan to the north.  To the south of all three are Turkey and Iran. The old saying, "between a rock and a hard place" comes to mind. It's this strategic location that makes the area so historically interesting and worth visiting.

On Wednesday I had my yearly skin check and everything was fine -- including "Ben," my "Blue

My Buddy Ben

Nevus." Ben has done me well in many a Geezer Competitive Complaining contest, and came through again on Wednesday when the trainees observing my exam suddenly crowded around to get a good look when the dermatologist announced that I had a Blue Nevus on my left hand.  Actually, it's a harmless form of a mole, and in my case is quite small.  I've had it for many years, and the variety I have usually doesn't change over time.  I could have it removed but I've kind of grown attached to it (so to speak) and Ben seems like an old friend now. And if I get to Azerbaijan I want him to go, too.

Karen and I went to the Makalei driving range and putting green on Monday, then had a beach picnic.  On Thursday Karen played with her usual partner (*3* pars!) and I went to Planet Fitness. All this exercise puts me in great shape for my extended naps afterward.

That's it.  Enjoy whatever you can.  It's time.

Volcano Snorts, Foil Fixes, Workout Mania

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2/5/22

Aloha Ohana!

All is well here. Hope that's true for you too.

I realize I haven't mentioned anything about our volcano for quite some time, so I'll catch you up.   It's still active, but not doing anything newsworthy. Basically it's gone into a pattern like someone

sleeping who has an occasional brief snorting episode as they turn over. All activity is in the summit caldera of Kileaua, inside a vent called Halema'uma'u, where a lava lake formed about 1 1/2-2 years ago.  Most of the surface of the lake has crusted over, but there is a spot near the edge where fresh lava spews then shuts off for a week or so. For about the past 6 months these cycles have been very regular. When the lava is flowing the SO2 levels rise, which produces a slight amount of vog along our coast, then things clear again when the lava stops.  The Volcano National Park is open and draws a lot of tourists, but parts of it are still closed and there really isn't much of a view of the current activity.  

I managed to fix the keyboard of my old computer.  As you recall, it died right after I transferred all the files to the new one.  I still want to keep the old one accessible, though, in case I need something I might have overlooked.  I cleaned out the battery compartment of the keyboard and this week I examined it very closely.  One of the contacts was very badly corroded, and much of it broke off when I tried to scrape off the corrosion. This meant the new battery wasn't making hardly any connection. Hmmmm.  In a flash of ingenuity I tried taking a piece of aluminum foil and stuffing it between the battery and keyboard contacts.  Voila!!  Kindasortamaybe fixed!!  So, let's see. To everybody's toolkit should be added bailing wire, duct tape, and aluminum foil.  

Karen and I worked out at Planet Fitness on Monday to earn our Vietnamese Lemon Grass sandwich on the beach afterwards.  Very few people were in the gym at the time, so we felt pretty comfortable.  Besides being a very large facility with great equipment, we like this venue because the motto is "No Judgement,"  which draws people of all ages and body types.  Sure there are the trim and firm youngsters, but there are also many of us who...uh....aren't.  On Thursday Karen played golf and I went back to the gym again.  Wow, two workouts in one week.  I may have to buy some "muscle" shirts.

That's about it.  We are watching the mainland weather with sympathy and maybe a touch of amusement.  Just remember, Spring will come eventually.  That was the change of seasons I remember loving.

Take care.  Stay healthy and warm.

An Odd Ship, A Workout, A Dead Computer

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1/29/22

Aloha Y'All!

Still enjoying winter?  Ours is...well, tolerable let's say.  I won't rub it in other than to mention I haven't shoveled any snow for a lonnnnng time.

Early in the week we had yet another cruise ship in port.  This one was one of the Holland American Line, which we've seen before. That makes three ships in the last 1 1/2 weeks!  These aren't the repositioning cruises that B.C. (Before Covid) we saw in the early spring, and seem instead to be special itineraries as companies try to get back into business.  The latest one did something unusual by staying two full days. Most ships arrive around 6-7 am and leave again around 5 pm.  Besides delighting the town merchants, the ship was very picturesque at night with all its lights shining in the bay.

On Tuesday Karen played golf with her friend, and this time the weather was very nice (recall that last

Not a Covid Hotspot

week she got rained out after 5 holes).  She did well, getting two pars and several bogeys.  I decided to go to Planet Fitness and assess the risk of working out.  The place was practically empty, so I stayed and went through my usual routine, which felt very good after not doing it for a couple of weeks.  My muscles let me know the next couple of days that it's better to do this regularly, though.  After carefully assessing the latest research on Omicron, the current status of our health care system here on the island, and the relative payoffs of certain activities versus the risk of severe consequences for me personally, I've decided to try to get on with life as much as is prudent.  Note, I still take precautions to protect myself and other people -- as I think we all should.

I got my new computer completely operational early in the week, and decided to move it to its permanent home in our study.  I had it hooked up to the router in the living room while I tweaked and tested it and transferred everything from the old computer. I shut off both machines and swapped places.  I wanted to keep the old one operational for a couple of weeks in case there were files I needed and/or if I wanted to check some settings.  When I turned it on again, however, the keyboard froze half-way through entering the password.  A light on the keyboard indicated low battery power (it's a wireless keyboard), which is usually no biggie.  However, the batteries had leaked and must have corroded some the internal circuitry because replacing them had no effect.  So at the moment I can't use the old computer at all.  Wow, talk about fortunate timing!  If this had happened before transferring all the files and apps to the new computer I would have had major problems. As it is now I can go ahead and keep using the new computer just fine, and if it becomes crucial that I access the old computer I can probably get a real cheap keyboard somewhere.

Ok. Off to market and to the beach for breakfast.  Stay warm and watch out for frostbite.