[Note: This is another blog based on my weekly emails to my family on the mainland.]
Aloha Everyone:
Hope you had a good 4th of July! Mine was pretty good. No fireworks of my own, but I got to see
some big ones set off in town. We went to a party a neighbor's house that was very nice -- good people and traditional food including hamburgers, hot dogs, and corn on the cob. The house is just one street below us and has a good view of the coastline, including Kailua Bay, where the official fireworks were set off. The show was quite good, considering our small town budget, and the aerial stuff was impressive even though the whole thing was only about 10 minutes.That reminds me -- this fall our next big trip is going to start in Ohio, and the timing will allow me to see the Labor Day fireworks show that Cincinnati puts on each year along the Ohio River. This show is huge, and when we lived there we went almost every year, getting as close to the action as possible. It will last a solid 30 minutes and it's coordinated with music that's broadcast on a local TV/Radio station. Being the pyro-nut that I am, I'm really looking forward to it!
The dogs had a good year in our neighborhood because few people set off their own fireworks and it was very quiet. Each year there are tighter restrictions, particularly on the big bang aerial stuff, but it seems illegal fireworks are available if you really want them. This is especially attractive to high-testosterone types with an unfavorable hormones-to-brains ratio, as illustrated in a story published in our local paper, West Hawai'i Today:
Thursday, July 6, 2023
Police say a 20-year-old Kailua-Kona man died following a fireworks incident on Tuesday evening.
Police and fire responded at 10:27 p.m. to a report of a public accident, possibly illegal fireworks, in a retail parking lot in the 74-5400 block of Kamakaeha Avenue in Kailua-Kona.
Upon arrival, officers located a young man, later identified as 20-year-old Glen John Nakata, lying on the ground with a substantial head injury.
According to police, bystanders said they saw Nakata holding a fireworks launcher above his head when the firework went off, sending him to the ground.
Nakata was taken by ambulance to the Kona Community Hospital where he succumbed to his injuries and was pronounced dead at 11:55 p.m.
Holding a fireworks launcher above your head? Really? This tragic miscalculation makes this man a hands-down nominee for a Darwin Award, given each year to those who accidentally remove themselves from the gene pool. In this instance, doing so in a very spectacular way.
No golf this week, but we did manage to work out at PF on Thursday. Ouch. I did my full regime this time, and my body is still objecting. You'd think that all the gardening I do and the pool workouts would use the same muscles as the gym machines, but obviously not. Anyway, we followed the PF session with a nice beach picnic and a trip to Costco.
That's about it for now. Hope your summer is going well. Stay happy. It's hard, but the only way we can win against the woe-mongers.