Undoing Surgery, Fixing Time, and Corona Comes to Kona

 [Note:  This is another in my Mainland Missive series, based on weekly emails I send to my relatives on the mainland]

10/03/20

Aloha All –

Well, a reasonably quiet week here, but still some peak moments also.  First, I mentioned that last week I replaced the cooling fan in my desktop computer, only to notice that the new unit was making a faint but irritating high-pitched whine.  I tried to live with it for awhile but it got just too irritating so I put the old one back in.  It was still working but had occasionally started racing fast and loud for no good reason.  This wasn’t all the time, but often enough to warrant the attempt to fix it.  When I put the old fan back in I took care to clean the contacts and all the fins on the mother board, and so far it has been fine.  In the meantime, I complained to the vendor and although they offered to send a new fan I declined and opted for a refund instead.  They are letting me keep the one I bought and so I’ll use it as a backup.  Sometimes the best repair is one you achieve by undoing your first attempt.

My other house projects this week included some vigorous pruning of a bush we had our tree trimmers cut back about a year ago.  This is called “Star of India” and is a bullet-proof plant that can grow up to 30 feet or more, which is what it was before the tree trimmers whacked it.  I’m trying to keep the thing low so I can trim it myself, but it requires some heavy duty pole pruning while standing on loose lava rock. I always have my cell phone with me in situations like this to summon someone to save me from myself.  Also on the project list and definitely safer – was that I fixed two of our battery-operated clocks by replacing their motors.  Got to have constant reminders of the creep of time these days, right?

The other big event here this week was the sudden appearance of a number cases of Covid 19 on our side of the island, nine of them at the University of Nations campus.  This “university” is a Christian facility where young missionaries are trained, though their activities are now curtailed. Another cluster is rumored to be associated with our local Walmart, but we haven't heard confirmation of this yet. Remember, up until now our surge has been confined largely to the east and south sides of our island, so this is rather sobering.  The next week or so will be crucial in finding out how much community spread there might be, but so far the number of new cases each day is staying in the single digits (we even had one day of zero), but then a spike of 27, and yesterday 16.  We’re on a Disney World ride without the long lines.

We worked out at Planet Fitness this week on Thursday.  When we first arrived I was a bit nervous because there seemed to be quite a few more people than usual.  But it turned out most were likely there on there lunch breaks and they soon left.  By the time we were halfway done with our routines the place was comfortably empty.  We also are suspecting that Friday is a better day because people are focused on weekend fun rather than working out so there are fewer huffer and puffers.  We’ll see. We’ll switch back to Friday next week.

Had a pleasant dinner at one of our favorite open-air restaurants last night, Jackie Rey’s.  No view but still nice.  We regard this as one of the best-managed businesses on the island, and their survival through the pandemic is evidence of that.

Ok.  That’s it.  I won’t comment on the insanity, chaos, and destruction that is raging seemingly everywhere these days.  You hear enough from other sources, I imagine.  Instead, we’re off for our run to Farmers’ Market and a beach (now reopened) breakfast picnic.  It is gorgeous here and we’ll try to focus on something positive.

Take care.  Stay warm and stay healthy.

Mom's Advice for Troubled Times

I'm writing this on September 30, 2020, roughly eight months into the Covid 19 pandemic. Like everyone else, my life has been upended by a tiny virus that I had never heard of a short time ago. On top of that, there is the turmoil of the most contentious, rancorous, and consequential Presidential election of my lifetime.  On top of THAT I see world-wide discord and social upheaval that seems far worse and dangerous that I can ever remember.  And THEN there is the politicization of science and attacks on rationality and evidence-based decision-making by our highest leaders and the acceptance of this denigration by a disturbingly large portion of our populace.  And THEN I'm watching the splintering of our society into fragments defined by self-interest and group identity that are vehemently against unity through compromise.  And I ALSO see tremendous social upheaval in my country that is clearly the legacy of our racist past and present and is leading to excesses on all sides. On top of all THAT I'm watching an economy collapse, putting millions in dire economic straights while others are getting ever richer without lifting a finger. And finally, the daily news is full of stories about hurricanes, fires, floods, record polar ice melting, species extinctions, etc., etc., etc. Have I left anything out?

In short, everyday experience can seem pretty grim in these troubled times.

Like many other people, I find myself wishing that I could just fast-forward to a calmer, gentler, safer, and more just world. You know, just erase the near future and all the negative experiences it will bring.  Even skipping a year or two would perhaps ease my angst -- by then a COVID 19 vaccine will have been deployed to enough of the population to allow a return to "normal" life again. 

But then a small voice in my head insistently and sternly echoes something my mother used to tell me when I would whine that I wished I were older and could just skip the restrictions and unpleasantness of the present and get to the good part of life:  Never wish away time because you can never get it back! 

As with a lot of other advice she gave me, I had to acquire a bit of wisdom myself in order to finally appreciate the wisdom of her words. But I realize now that she was absolutely right.  To wish for a shorter life is not a real good idea for anyone, but particularly not for someone of my age. I simply don't have enough years left to wish the next couple of them away. And the assumption that the future will be peachy-keen and necessarily better than right now is, well, stupid. Most glaringly, it ignores the fact that some of the most challenging times of my life (i.e., full of angst and pain) have turned out in retrospect to have been enriching and enlightening in ways that the easy times can't match. And of course my predictions about the future have often been glaringly inaccurate.  Bottom line: We can't know the future nor relive the past -- we can only truly experience now. 

So I'm trying to follow Mom's advice by buckling up for the ride, looking for and appreciating the many good things along the way as this current maelstrom slugs and churns its way toward the future.  

Oh, and speaking of buckling up, another bit of Mom's advice (also sound) was Always wear clean underwear when you take a trip in a car.  If you are in an accident the people who care for you won't think you're a slob.

 

A Hanging, a Vaccination, Two Executions, and Some Computer Surgery

 [Note:  this is another in my Mainland Missive Series, based on weekly emails to my relatives on the mainland.]

9/25/20

Aloha All –

Well, life lurches on here.  A bit more sun here to produce power and heat for our pool and shower, though Thursday night we did have .7” of rain overnight and another .2" last night. Our bedroom a.c. is working splendidly and I confirmed this week that it is surprisingly efficient in terms of the sun juice it uses. It’s always nice when things work better than you expected!

My kitchen fan saga took a little detour this week.  I re-hung the main part and got it re-wired  successfully (after one teensy, non-electrocuting mistake).  However, as I was re-attaching the blades I noticed how crappy the brackets that hold them to the fan motor looked, and decided to take them off the blades and repaint them before declaring the project a success.  I didn’t do this on the entry way fan because the bracket bolts were so badly rusted they wouldn’t come off.  The kitchen grease actually prevented rust on this fan’s screws, so they came off easily.  After the paint dried for a couple of days I reattached them on Thursday and admired the result.  Project finished!  Looks much better and certainly is a lot safer.
                                       
On Wednesday I got my yearly flu shot.  We usually do this before we take our yearly fall trip somewhere, but of course that won’t happen this year.  But at least now I can have a reduced probability of getting BOTH Covid 19 and the flu at the same time, pretty much a death sentence for someone like me.  Slightly sore arm Thursday and Friday, but not a bad trade-off. Didn’t bother me as much as I feared when we went to PF for our workout yesterday.

The battle against the neighbors’ (yes, plural) coqui frogs continues.  It is amazing how much more quiet they are on the evenings are when we don’t have as much rain, but then when we do get some moisture they come out again in force.  My neighbor Scott and I refuse to give in to the onslaught and neither of us have resident coqui’s in our yards for long.  The best way to get them is by hand-catching them as they are singing (LOUDLY) for mates, something that is much harder done than said.  Their call is so loud that it is very difficult to find exactly where they are because the sound bounces off surfaces and makes it seem that the reflection is the source.  Scott and I have gotten pretty good at homing in on them anyway, and although there is a spray you can use to discourage them from taking up residence, it will only kill them if they are hit directly, and you don’t know for sure if you were successful because they may shut up for a while and then start up again if they don’t get enough spray on them.  A coqui in the hand is a certain kill if you bag them and put them in the freezer for a while.  Anyway, Scott and I decided to test if the spray really works, so when he caught one this week we gave it a quick spritz and watched.  Yup, in less that 2 minutes it was indeed dead, but of course it got a direct and thorough coating.  The spray is citric acid and though harmless to us and to most plants, it really does a job on coquis’ delicate skins. We both continue to spray but we also hand-catch whenever we can.  I had one such victory on Thursday night, when I caught and executed (by freezing) a newcomer that was trying to set up a mating territory under our study window. Even a small victory feels good.

Finally, I did some surgery on my old desktop to keep it going.  The cooling fan was starting to have a case of arrhythmia – racing for no good reason then settling down again.  This was erratic, not tied to temperature or usage.  Fans are cheap so I thought I’d try to replace it and see if that helps.  Kind of fun to conquer the innards of a computer, and I managed the swap pretty easily.  However, the new fan has an irritating hum to it that may be another problem.  We’ll see.

Covid 19 is settling down, with new cases each day this week mostly in the single digits.  We’re at about 180 active cases, still concentrated in the Hilo area.  As I said, lurching along.

Ok. Off for our usual Saturday routine this morning. Take care, and try to enjoy your fall weather as much as you can. As one t.v. news anchor has said, "Stay positive and test negative."  Hopefully someday we'll forget what that means.
 

 

Help Solve the Mystery of the Stroller and the Kona Killer Vine

Saw this by the side of the road this morning on our daily walk through the neighborhood. It wasn't there a couple of days ago, but note the vine devouring the stroller already.  No sign of parent or child, but I could swear I heard the vine give a loud burp.  Hmmmm.

Stuff gets abandoned here all the time -- cars, bicycles, refrigerators, dogs, cats.  And people go missing all the time -- tourists out snorkeling or watching lava ooze, hikers falling into old lava tubes, teenagers on a life-quest.  But this seems particularly odd.

Any theories?  Help solve the Kona Killer Vine Mystery!

My own, likely the result of going stir-crazy after months of Covid 19 and election bs, is this.  Parent pushing stroller gets cell call.  Parks the kid on the side of the road for safety, turns back to stroller while answering phone.  Bam! Vine attacks and sucks them both down!  What else could it be?!

Fan Dance Encore and a Viral Yo-Yo

 9/19/20

Aloha Everybody –

A pretty quiet week here.  Lots of photons – my solar system has been really cooking, with several days of sunny afternoons.  This also meant the house got a bit toasty, but between our pool and our great new bedroom a.c, it really wasn’t a problem.  Even with the warmer days it is still cooling down overnight to below 70d.  And with less rain the humidity has been lower, too.

Big house project this week was painting another fan.  This one is in our kitchen and hangs above our cooktop.  It provides light for cooking and also if necessary pulls smoke up toward our skylight directly above.  Anyway, after my success with the one in our entryway, I decided to refurbish this one as well.  The design (big white round blades like a flower) is identical to the one in the entry but the attached light is different.  This one has four smallish canisters that are adjustable and provide quite a bit of light on the surface below.  After some dangling on the 12-ft. ladder, I got it down ok and dismantled.  This one had lots of grease, of course, and so I had to spend time cleaning that off, which turned out to be very difficult because much of it had become an insoluble military-grade coating. Also, when I dismantled the canister lights I discovered frayed wiring and dangerously brittle wire with burnt insulation! Yikes!  I think the former residents of the house had put very high wattage bulbs in the fixtures that were way over their safety rating – we found this in many of the other fixtures in the house as well and immediately changed them when we moved in.  I managed to find replacement sockets and new wire at Lowe’s and redid all the canisters before continuing the painting, and we have LED bulbs in them that don’t get nearly as hot as incandescent bulbs, so I’m pretty sure this is MUCH safter now.  It also looks great, if I do say so myself.  I still need to touch up some areas I missed on the first coat, and once that dries I’ll remount it, probably Tuesday.

The virus is proving to be a tenacious little sucker.  In general our numbers have dropped and the health care facilities are still handling things ok, but on our island one day there are only 6 or 7 new cases and on others there are 20. The latest cluster was among workers at Target in Hilo. Nevertheless, our Governor has announced that the state will start a pre-testing program for travelers beginning next month.  If a traveler can show a negative test result 3 days before arriving they won’t have to do the two-week quarantine.  This might get the economy moving again, but it is hardly fool-proof.  Unwitting “fools” can still be exposed on planes or in airports while traveling here and be asymptomatic as they move freely around the islands.  Of course, the mask requirement (and it IS a law here, recently upheld in a state supreme court case) will still be in place, so that will help. As a fairly long-time resident I say emphatically to anti-maskers and virus-deniers, “you are NOT welcome here -- please have the decency not to come. Infect yourself and others somewhere else.” This viral yo-yo is getting very old.....  And my prediction is that when a vaccine is announced there will be a huge surge in cases as people prematurely will relax their precautions.  The reality (sorry, DT) is that it will take until sometime next year to vaccinate 180 million people in the US – the approximate number it will take to reach “herd immunity.”  Sigh.

Ok, off to our usual Saturday morning routine, though again modified by having breakfast on the lanai of our friends’ house instead of the beach, and not doing our PF workout because we did that yesterday instead when there were fewer huffers and puffers.  Take care, everyone, and try to stay sane and healthy.

Virtual Bangs, Spray Paint, Avoiding Death

9/12/20

Aloha All –

Well, Labor Day was kind of a non-event here. Beaches were closed so there weren’t the usual big parties and clouds of barbecue smoke.  And quiet, too.  Last year at this time we were in Cincinnati and able to go to one of my favorite events – the Labor Day fireworks shot off at the river front between Ohio and Kentucky.  When we lived in Ohio we went ever year, along with about 220k other people.  Despite the crowds it was worth it for a pyro-fan like me.  Naturally this was canceled this year, but a friend sent a link to the fireworks display the city and sponsors put on anyway, shot off at a secret location (Kentucky Speedway) so that it wouldn’t attract big crowds.  Projected this on our big-screen tv, cranked up the speakers, and had a great time – not as good as being there but still fun.                                

My main project this week around the house was taking down one of our ceiling fans and repainting it.  This is one of several that were original to the house and kind of unique – round blades that look kind of like the petals of a flower.  We thought about replacing it, since it’s nearly 30 years old and looking a bit ratty from the rust that comes with our open-air house near the ocean.  But the motor seems fine and even though we looked around we couldn’t find one we liked nearly as well.  I managed to get it down from the ceiling without as much trouble as I feared, and without falling off the ladder (the ceiling is very high and requires a 12ft ladder to get up there).  Spent a couple of days taking it apart and sanding it, then used 1 ½ cans of Rustoleum spray paint on it. After letting that dry for a day I reassembled it (managed not to lose any parts) and re-hung it.  So far works ok looks good, and hasn’t fallen down. Of course, this is yet another house project that unless you had seen it before the project you wouldn’t notice the change.

The virus situation continues to be .... sobering here. On our island there are nearly 300 active cases we now about, which means there are likely around 200 more asymptomatic people who are spreading the virus unknowingly.  So far our local medical facilities are handling the active cases ok, but they are very limited. A ray of hope is that the number of daily new cases state-wide and also on our island seems to be slowing down, a clear response to the sensible measures ordered by the governor and major.  We’re hoping this trend continues and if things are reopened people will behave responsibly this time.  In the meantime, we have cut back on our visits to Planet Fitness to once a week and we keep up the usual precautions whenever we leave home.  We went to PF on Thursday this week because it seems to be a day when few people are there.  In fact, we counted just 10 others plus three staff, all very well spread out.  Because most people around the state have responded to the call for restrictions in a responsible way, it looks like we may be able to avoid the most stringent lockdown actions. In fact, Oahu now allows *solo* beach goers again and if numbers of new cases stay low they may reopen to small groups soon.  Good news for families, for sure. Schools have started again but many shifted immediately to online classes for a few weeks until things are more under control.  So far our university students on this island and on Oahu have not been the ridiculous problem they have been on the mainland.  Anyway we try to remain thankful to be where we are and able to do what we can, and we feel very sad when we see what is going on in many places on the mainland.  Is that what it means to be “great again?”

Ok off to market (still open) and to a shoreline picnic on our friends’ lanai again, then a bunch of errands.  Hang in there everyone.

Batch Transmission from Zork on Earth #3

The following reports from Agent Zork Zynt were received as another relayed batch transmission (# 3) and their translation appears below.  For some reason the original report dates were jumbled during compression and transmission, a problem engineers are still investigating.

The Directorate is also investigating Zork's allegations about agents Drzxlop and Rodenberry. Both are repeat offenders and the charges are being taken very seriously.

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Encrypted Transmission #006 Agent ZZ to IEC Local Date 11.20.19

Zork to Interspecies Transgression Agency: plz investigate..Looks like field agent Drzxlop may be up to his old tricks again...just can't keep it in his pants apparently.  Interspecies dalliances are strictly forbidden, for obvious reasons.  Plz investigate.

From ABC News, Narwhal the Puppy

Encrypted Transmission #007 Agent ZZ to IEC Local Date 01.16.20

Request Agent Oversight Department investigate possible violations of Prime Directive by agent Xcvlif, human name "Gene Roddenberry." May have divulged a number of technology secrets, and even the concept of "Prime Directive" itself!! 

Encrypted Transmission #008 Agent ZZ to IEC Local Date 12.01.19·

Advise Terraforming Dept. we need extensive repair to planet. Outlook grim. Current US leader rejects abundant scientific evidence Humans are continuing to do tremendous damage and undoes protections already in place, claiming this is somehow making the country “great again.”

Encrypted Transmission #009 Agent ZZ to IEC Local Date 11.08.19·

Looked into Krispy Kremes more.  So good but so bad!  Inflict great damage to human bodies but seem irresistible.  Whole range of foods like this, main diet of many American humans.  No surprise humans in US have many health problems. My expanding human form making mission difficult.  Can’t fit through doorways.
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